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3022 - The data is corrupt, there is no info on the infosphere by futurestorians.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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3024 - Life resets, but fortunately it hit a save point the night before and we only have to change our clocks by 17 hours and 10 minutes.

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3025 - According to that guy, teleportation will be invented a year from now.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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3029 - Teleportation was found to be a fraud. All they did was rapidly clone people, and murder the originals.

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3031 - General Relativity proven to be a theory.

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3040 - Everyone dies for about 0.000001 milliseconds simultaneously. No one notices.

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