Count to 1,000,000

[Zaraki]

3001 - The Final Odyssey.

[BTGBullseye]

3001 - Because I can read the post count.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Look, there's been constant miscountings. Many corrections, many incorrect corrections. My golden rule is if there's been a recent miscount, fix it. Recent being on the page, or page prior. Otherwise, let the miscounting continue. This isn't a serious game. That said, I'm going to continue this dumb fun game, with it's "miscount". Oh, and it's 3002 replies, not posts. 

 

3003 - Earth is moved further from the sun to combat global warming, making the year one week longer– President Richard Nixon declares it Robot Party Week; Professor Farnsworth is presented with the Polluting Medal of Pollution.

Edited August 2, 2019 by Psychotic Ninja (see edit history)

[BTGBullseye]

3004 - Because I don't care.

[Psychotic Ninja]

3005 - Didn't stop you the last few times...

[BTGBullseye]

3006 - I periodically care, and don't care, depending on my mood at the time.

[Psychotic Ninja]

3007 - Nudist alien scammers take control of Planet Express and eventually Earth and send Bender back in time to steal Earth's treasures.

[JohnRDVSMarston]

3008 - When we reach the goal of One Million, what we'll do...?

[BTGBullseye]

3009 - Donate $1,000,000 to Ross and give him a heart attack. Don't worry, he'll be dead by then anyways, so we'll get zombie Ross.

[Psychotic Ninja]

3010 -Proposition ∞ is passed which legalizes robosexual marriage.

[BTGBullseye]

3011 - I finally meet "the one" for me... She's nice... We get married. I upgrade her. She likes it.

[Psychotic Ninja]

3012 - The Earth presidential election of 3012 takes place, and Richard Nixon's head emerges victorious.

[BTGBullseye]

3013 - It's a good year.

[JohnRDVSMarston]

3014 - It's a good Goodyear year.

[BTGBullseye]

3015 - The year I finally get my motherboard back from the manufacturer...

[Psychotic Ninja]

3016 - EA and Disney are the only two companies left in the universe. Neither are willing to be purchased from the other.

[BTGBullseye]

3017 - I am the only person left not working for either company, and they're fighting over my "impartial" vote for who gets to rule for the next 200 years.

[Alyxx Thorne]

3018 - My company goes bankrupt after a horrible sex scandal involving a cucumber.

[BTGBullseye]

3019 - That cucumber-related scandalous act is now considered perfectly normal, and even rude to not perform for your guests if requested.

[Alyxx Thorne]

3020 - COVID-19 evolves into COVID-20.