Count to 1,000,000

[Selous Templar]

2982 - The Angel of Retribution is dead, and the Helion loses to the Sentinel. The God Emperor Trump is pleased, and so cases the Sentinel as his sole protector

[HGARR]

2983- Chris-Chan gets laid

[Selous Templar]

2984 - God Emperor Trump opens the portal to the metalverse so the Sentinel can conquer new relms for humanity

[Psychotic Ninja]

2985 - Not much is known at this point

[Selous Templar]

2986 - Everything is known at this point, so only a few more discoveries can be achieved

[HGARR]

2987: World War 79.5 starts.

[Selous Templar]

2988 - The Sentinel returns from the now conquered metalverse upon a literal mountain of corpses. The God Emperor Trump is pleased.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2989 - People fear Y3K will make every computer in the galaxy freak out and boot up with Russian dance music and changing your browser start page to Bing. Measures have been taken to prevent this from happening in year 3000.

[HGARR]

2990- Another generation of 90's kids are born.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2991 It's the 1000th anniversary for Super Mario World and Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2992 - Dr. Zoidberg begins working at Planet Express despite being a part of the company when it was founded in 2961

[Alyxx Thorne]

2993 - Alyxx is resurrected as an anthro fox. Another Doom remake is released.

[Zaraki]

2994 - Daniel Fortesque wakes up once again.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2995 - Jaques' great uncle Montesque is resurrected

[Psychotic Ninja]

2996 – Hermes receives his third Employee of the Year award at Planet Express.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2997 - Planet Express is shut down due to corruption

[Psychotic Ninja]

2998 – Bender Bending Rodríguez's earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. Amy begins working at Planet Express as an intern for her physics class at "Mars University".

[TheMalkavian]

2999 - one of two remaining cans of anchovies gets bought by the Space Pope. His mysterious demise causes spaceclawe later that year.

[BTGBullseye]

2998 - Someone skipped ahead by 2...

[Psychotic Ninja]

No recent skipping happened so..

 

3000: One Philip J. Fry is awoken from Cryo-Tube, after being frozen on Y2K.

Edited July 27, 2019 by Psychotic Ninja (see edit history)