Count to 1,000,000

[HGARR]

2961- Earth overpopulates, due to dragons needing houses 10x bigger than humans.

[Selous Templar]

2962 - Male Genitalia grows inexplicably larger than normal

[Zaraki]

2963 - Alyxx's melons grow large enough to please the giant male genitalia between them.

[Selous Templar]

2964 - California sinks into the sea, and everyone applauses in delight

[HGARR]

2965- Atlantis is rediscovered. It was inhabbited by magical Skeletons!

[Selous Templar]

2967 - Atlantis is explored by a team of hideously incompetent but somehow successful Lego Divers

[Alyxx Thorne]

2968 - Atlantis is then adapted into a Disney movie that gains a cult following.

[Selous Templar]

2969 - A giant Kraken swallows Atlantis whole, escaping through a portal in the underground onto another planet.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2970 - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth discovers Dark Matter which could be used as fuel. Mom gets together with her ex-husband, Doctor Wernstrom.

[HGARR]

2971- dark matter is used as fuel, which has the unexpected side effect of turning cars into bloodthirsty transformers.

[Selous Templar]

2972 - the second war of cybertron happens, resulting in another Stan Ban album, with a rebirthed Optimus Prime leading his mighty Autobots against the bloodthirsty Decepticon hordes.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2973 - One year after Robot Lincoln ended robot slavery

[Selous Templar]

2974 - Snidely Whiplash the 35th restores Robot Slavery after fears of another Judgement Day.

[HGARR]

2975- Dr. Robotnik roboticizes 97.43% if all living creatures.

[Selous Templar]

2976 - The Sentinel comes to earth to fight with the Painkiller in epic Metallic war!

[Psychotic Ninja]

2977 - Amy Wong will be born in two years, on Mars.

[Selous Templar]

2978 - The Sentinel defeats the Painkiller after a 2 year war, and travels to confront the God Emperor Trump's own creation; The Helion

[HGARR]

2979- The Angel of Retribution rises from the hells.

[Selous Templar]

2980 - The Helion and the Sentinel cease their fighting, and attack the Angel of Retribution so earth can be saved.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2981 - The last known Bone Vampire is killed. Species is declared extinct.