Count to 1,000,000

[Selous Templar]

2862 - Australians domesticate the Titans, and shoo off any weebos that try to kill them

[Zaraki]

2863 - Germany becomes a monarchic nation.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2864 - The Sithal War (later known as the Sith War) is in full swing

[Selous Templar]

2865 - the Sith beat the Jedi and the Galactic Empire is born

[Psychotic Ninja]

2866 - Not much is known at this time, since the World Hurricane Records building mysteriously disappeared.

[Selous Templar]

2867 - The Empire beat the Yusang-Vong and are in complete control of the galaxy

[Psychotic Ninja]

2868 - At long last, the videogame sequel we've all been waiting for is finally released: E.T. Returns Home

[Selous Templar]

2867 - Dio is reborn, and now rules the world through the power of metal!

[Psychotic Ninja]

2868 - Something something evil something

[Selous Templar]

2869 - The God Emperor Trump finds a way to become Immortal, and the world celebrates

[Psychotic Ninja]

2870 - Trump is now the president of the world.

[Selous Templar]

2871 - Warp Travel is now possible, and the great expansion happened.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2872 - The rest of the universe sees what Logan Paul did and stay far away from Earth

[Selous Templar]

2873 - Everyone just carries out their daily lives like nothing happened.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2874 - "Just a prank bro" becomes the world's new Anthem after Logan Paul the 30th becomes President

[Selous Templar]

2875 - Donald Trump returns from space with his army of deplorable gay frogs to destroy Logan Paul

[Psychotic Ninja]

2876 - Logan Paul the 30th used the Dragonballs to wish for immortality before Trump could strike him down.

[Selous Templar]

2877 - Donald Trump manages to trap Logan Paul in a Warp bubble for an eternity, so he may never defile the earth with his presence

[Psychotic Ninja]

2878 - Logan Paul the 31st frees LP The 30th

[Selous Templar]

2879 - An epic battle between the Paul Brothers and God Emperor Trump ensues, as Paul's army and Kekistani forces wage war on a galactic scale