Count to 1,000,000

[Selous Templar]

2842 - Floating head Hillary Clinton is finally tried, prosecuted, convicted, condemned, hung, drawn, and quartered.

[Alyxx Thorne]

2843 - I return from hell as a succubus and the world is ****ed (literally)

[Zaraki]

2844 - The world is scarred from being fucked and it's visited by avian demigods.

[Selous Templar]

2845 - The avian demigods give everyone a good time, and the Knights Templar are resurrected to fight the emerging demons and succubi with, uh... "varying" degrees of success.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2846 - Not much is known at this time.

[Selous Templar]

2847 - Succubuses are accepted into mainstream culture, and humanity's sexual drives go up 666%

[Psychotic Ninja]

2848 - One year before Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.

[Selous Templar]

2849 - Prof. Farnsworth learns to read while still in diapers, evidently at age 8.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

2950 - I still don't get why people think James Alcaster is funny and not just an annoying unfunny smug twat.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2851 - After a massive timeskip, everything's back to normal.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

2852 - UshankaCat dies of shame.

[Zaraki]

2853 - UshankaCat Memorial Day is celebrated for the first time.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2854 - UshankaCat is reborn, and cats are worshiped once again.

[Selous Templar]

2855 - Schezuan Sauce is finally rereleased, putting an end to the pathetic sauce wars

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[Alyxx Thorne]

2856 - Schezuan Sauce gets taken off the menu cause they couldn't find a show with a retarded fanbase to attach it to

[Psychotic Ninja]

2857 - Sauce Wars II becomes a thing due to the removal of the Schezuan Sauce.

[Selous Templar]

2858 - The planet is strucken with nuclear waste and chaos over the second Sauce War. Australia becomes a literal Judas Priest album cover (ANY)

[Psychotic Ninja]

2859 - Australia gets bored and has a war against the nuclear waste.

[Selous Templar]

2860 - The Aussies win the war against the waste, but become Post-Apocalyptic in the process. Mad Max is a thing.

[Zaraki]

2861 - Titans enter and proceed to live in Australia.