Count to 1,000,000

[Zaraki]

2701 - The Bacon Men invade Earth and suck human marrow from their bones.

[longliveprose]

2702 - Scientists would have found a way to regrow the marrow, but they were all funneled into Scientist Hunt.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2704 - Scientists realized we messed up many leap years, so to catch up, they decide to skip a year.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

2705 - Gillian Anderson is still beautiful.

[Zaraki]

2706 - Gun manufacturers are becoming richer.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2707 - Guns are now illegal.

[Zaraki]

2708 - Several worldwide riots begin because of certain daily phenomena becoming illegal,thinking people that they're living in a dystopian society.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2709 - All the riots stop worldwide, all at the exact same moment, to the tenth of a second. Reason unknown.

[Zaraki]

2710 - Clothes become sentient because of a failed science experiment.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2711 - Clothes become the dominate species and start wearing humans.

[Zaraki]

2712 - Clothes and sentient rocks unite.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2712 - The rocks betray the clothes

[Zaraki]

2713(?) - Rocks become a food source for the clothes.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2714 - Time traveling bananas go back into time, messing up the timeline.

[Woah_G!]

2715 - the year when all of humanity can count to 1,000,000 successively without error

[Psychotic Ninja]

2716 - Time traveling monkeys eat the time traveling bananas.

[Zaraki]

2717 - The monkeys become demigods.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2718 - The Demigod monkeys form a band that parodies the Demigod beetles

[Zaraki]

2719 - The Demigod beetles become a worldwide famous band.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2720 - The Demigod Monkeys are long forgotten