Count to 1,000,000

[Lancialpha 0]

2361 - The 400th birthday of my father is celebrated. He is dug up and given a cup of tea.

[Blightmare]

2362 - I return.

[Zaraki]

2363 - Nobody sleeps.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2364 - Everyone sleeps

[Blightmare]

2365 - Sleep is for the weak

[AP_Pastor]

2366 - I'm sleepy.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2367 - I should probably go to bed. I might not, but I probably should. Probably.

[Lancialpha 0]

2368

[BTGBullseye]

2369 - Time stops.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2370

[BTGBullseye]

2371 - Time resumes.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

2372 - I finally get my driver's license. I then realize I'm 375 years old.

[BTGBullseye]

2373 - I finally finish traveling to a neighboring galaxy, and immediately am given the title "Ruler of the Cosmos" by the natives.

[Lancialpha 0]

2374

[BTGBullseye]

2375 - The title of "Ruler of the Cosmos" is rescinded at my request, the natives being their pilgrimage to earth.

[Lancialpha 0]

2376

[Binky The Rabbit]

2377 donuts are needed to fit on the Great Cosmic Phallus of Keplar 69, also known as 'Planet Kirk'.

[Lancialpha 0]

2378

[Psychotic Ninja]

2379

[BTGBullseye]

2380 - Yet another year in time. No celebration happens.