Count to 1,000,000

[Binky The Rabbit]

2281 - Legions of Marvel and DC fans are outraged by this tampering of the multiverse, as many storylines are now considered non-canonical.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2282 - Scientists around the universes point out that, in fact, all multiverses are fine, and that it was just one hoax that got way, way out of control. They also remind everyone that the moronic monkey is still their multiuniversal god and leader.

[BTGBullseye]

2283 - The moronic monkey turns out to be itself a hoax to get people to believe in the multiverse.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2284 - Turns out the 'the moronic monkey is a hoax' was just a hoax itself.

[Binky The Rabbit]

2285 - With three consecutive hoaxes, people start to lose interest and go back to watching Game Of Drones.

[BTGBullseye]

2286 - Game of Drones turns out to be yet another elaborate hoax.

[Zaraki]

2287 - Breaking Bards's premiere episode is released.

[Binky The Rabbit]

2288 - Necrophagist announce that they are still working on their third album.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2289 - After years of waiting, the remake of First Fantasy 7 is released.

[Lancialpha 0]

2290

[BTGBullseye]

2291 - Cars cease to exist anywhere outside of museums.

[Lancialpha 0]

2292

[Psychotic Ninja]

2293

[Binky The Rabbit]

2294, a Southwest Airlines flight that made an emergency landing in 2009.

[BTGBullseye]

2295 - My oldest HDD finally fails. (it's a 20MB 5¼" PATA drive from the mid-80's)

[Lancialpha 0]

2296

[BTGBullseye]

2297 - My second oldest HDD fails. (40MB 5¼" PATA drive from the late-80's)

[Binky The Rabbit]

2298, a globular cluster in the southern constellation of Puppis. (NGC 2298)

[BTGBullseye]

2299 - My 80GB Seagate drive has its first SMART error.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2300