Count to 1,000,000

[BTGBullseye]

2241 - Panic overtakes the masses as they realize that this year is completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

[Lancialpha 0]

2242 - 100 years since the death of Emperor Shijō of Japan.

[BTGBullseye]

2243 - EA finally makes a sequel to Battlefield 2142. (it turns out it's really just a modern shooter set in the year 2242)

[Lancialpha 0]

2244

[GrooveWindow]

2245 - the year the USS Enterprise is launched.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2246 - The Taco Rebellion begins.

[BTGBullseye]

2247 - The Taco Rebellion succeeds, but the Burrito Revolution just keeps rolling.

[GrooveWindow]

2248 - The Chinese Food Revolution sweeps the world, spearheaded by General Tso. Diarrhea becomes the normal method of excretion, and silverware is destroyed.

[BTGBullseye]

2249 - The Chinese Food Revolution turns out to be an overhyped marketing scheme that failed. Chinese food sales actually remained the same year after year.

[Lancialpha 0]

2250

[BTGBullseye]

2251 - Life continues. Barely.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2252 - Doctor Acula heals everyone.

[BTGBullseye]

2253 - Black is the most common color.

[Lancialpha 0]

2254 - The great hamster uprising

[Zaraki]

2255 - The squirrel army are still trying to repel the hamster uprising.

[[sk]lebowsky]

2256 - The squirrel army is suffering from the shortage of nuts in the winter(caused by not being able to gather enough nuts throughout the other seasons due to the war).

[BTGBullseye]

2257 - The rodent conflict ends suddenly due to a universe-wide energy pulse that permanently eliminates any violent rodents from existence.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2258 - The anti-fun tower is destroyed, people are allowed to have fun again.

[BTGBullseye]

2259 - Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

[Zaraki]

2260 - Various alien races learn Norwegian.