Count to 1,000,000

[ThePest179]

2140 - Fifty percent of the human population spontaneously combusts.

 

Whoa! Did we just walk into the SCP universe?

 

2141: Satellite suddenly disappears. Becomes the precursor to a hideous swarm of alien locusts.

 

(you know, just to hop on the fucked up train of horror)

[scott155]

2142 - The human race discovers that alien locusts taste delicious when fried.

[ThePest179]

2142 - The human race discovers that alien locusts taste delicious when fried.

 

2143: Anyone who has consumed locusts turns into a sexual predator.

 

(I don't even...)

[BTGBullseye]

2144 - Scientists discovered that fried alien locusts are actually a massively powerful aphrodisiac in late 2141, and they are put on trial for not telling anyone. The locusts continue to be fried and eaten by all parties involved.

[ThePest179]

2144 - Scientists discovered that fried alien locusts are actually a massively powerful aphrodisiac in late 2141, and they are put on trial for not telling anyone. The locusts continue to be fried and eaten by all parties involved.

 

2145-Alien bees (ten billion trillion) the size of a car swarm over Earth and simply suffocate the world, due to how many there are.

[BTGBullseye]

2146 - People wake up and find out that they had the first species-wide shared dream, that it lasted for a whole year, and that for some reason it was all about super-sized bees.

[ThePest179]

2146 - People wake up and find out that they had the first species-wide shared dream, that it lasted for a whole year, and that for some reason it was all about super-sized bees.

 

2147-Everyone realizes it wasn't a dream, and they're in the afterlife.

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[Psychotic Ninja]

2148 - Everyone realizes they were in a dream within a dream.

[ThePest179]

2148 - Everyone realizes they were in a dream within a dream.

 

2149-Everyone realizes that they are really words on a screen.

 

And the bees are coming back.

[BTGBullseye]

2150 - Certain individuals realize just how close to my mind the universe is becoming, and decide to kill me to try and stop it.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2151 - MTV goes back to playing music 24/7

[ThePest179]

2152-Nothing changed.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2153 - The Simpsons *finally* comes to an end.

[ThePest179]

2154-People start going on killing sprees due to the end of the Simpsons.

[BTGBullseye]

2155 - The Simpsons returns as a holographic interactive adventure, and the killing stops... At least it stops being because of the lack of The Simpsons.

[ThePest179]

2156-Nothing of interest.

[BTGBullseye]

2157 - Guns become a mandatory piece of attire in formal settings.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2157 - The Simpsons ends, in all shapes and forms, forever, and everyone's fine with it.

[BTGBullseye]

2159 - The scientists correct the overlapping timeline problem, restoring The Simpsons, and continuing the advancement of the date. (despite losing a year into non-existence)

[danielsangeo]

2159 - The year that we've finally come to terms with the embarrassment of AD 2158 where a simple clerical error was attributed to a "timeline problem".