Count to 1,000,000

[BTGBullseye]

2101 - The year following 2100.

 

That's all I got.

 

Why are you still reading, I said that's it.

 

Nothing more to see here.

 

Go away.

 

Shoo.

 

Scat.

 

Get out of here.

 

Skedaddle.

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[scott155]

2102

 

The year in which everything that happened in 2012 happens again, but in reverse.

[BTGBullseye]

2103 - Everyone realizes that the previous year was a lie, just like 2012 was.

[scott155]

2104 - Earth simultaneously implodes and explodes with equal force resulting in zero change.

[BTGBullseye]

2105 - The same thing as happened in 2104, except inverted.

[scott155]

2106 - The same thing as happened in 2105 except introverted. Now go away.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2107 - The same thing as happened in 2105 except in reverse.

[scott155]

2108 - New Year's Eve glasses are rotated 90 Degrees so the 8 forms the lenses.

[BTGBullseye]

2109 - They forgot to change the New Year's glasses, so everyone thought it was 2108 again.

[scott155]

2110 - The year is corrected and the middle two numbers are used as the lenses, resulting in mass blindness and many traffic accidents.

[BTGBullseye]

2111 - Everyone panics as there are too many ones in the year number.

[scott155]

2112 - Everyone calms down as the year number is a palindrome

[BTGBullseye]

2113 - Half the planet commits suicide to avoid the bad luck from having "13" in the year number, and the other half rejoice that the idiots finally checked out.

[Psychotic Ninja]

2114 - Something wicked this way doesn't come.

[BTGBullseye]

2115 - People decide to finally start working on actually colonizing other planets.

[ThePest179]

2116 -The 197th Intifada starts in Palestine.

[scott155]

2117 - First colonized planet opposes an unjust tax on space-tea. The space-tea brewing process is needlessly complex an inefficient, and if performed incorrectly can and will turn the tea into a gelatinous mass that occasionally emits jets of sulfuric acid.

[BTGBullseye]

2118 - The space-tea tax is removed to keep the colonists from throwing it overboard, because doing that would contaminate the space lanes, and then they'd have to fine them for littering.

[scott155]

2118 - The space-tea brewing process is somewhat refined, but not perfected. Gelatinous masses produced by incorrect processes now shoot jets of salicylic acid rather than sulfuric, and are marketed as an anti-acne product in an attempt to replace the income source that was lost by removing the tax.

[BTGBullseye]

2119 - Space-tea is slowly starting to be replaced by space-coffee, mainly because it's more expensive.