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In 1861 a time-traveler sneezed on a butterfly one Thursday evening, ensuring Hitler's rise to power.

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Exactly one year later, in 1862, that exact same butterfly was killed by a different time traveler, thus causing Hitler to commit suicide.

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I think you skipped a few, mate. We should be on 1864 now. Damn time travelers screwing up the order of the 1800's whilst simultaneously creating the worst travesty of the 20th century as well as Godwin's Law.

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You traveled back in time to ensure Hitler's rise to power on purpose? You bastard.

 

1866

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1868 I beg of you guys, save the 1889 post for April 20th.

the name's riley

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1871

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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1873

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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1875 - Harry Houdini re-enters the womb to attempt his first great escape trick again.

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1876

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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1879

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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