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[Humin]

1781

[BTGBullseye]

1782 - In Switzerland, Anna Göldi is sentenced to death for witchcraft (the last legal witchcraft sentence).

And - The bald eagle is chosen as the emblem of the United States of America.

And - George Washington orders the creation of the Badge of Military Merit (or the Order of the Purple Heart) to honor soldiers' merit in battle (reinstated later by Franklin D. Roosevelt and renamed to the more poetic "Purple Heart" to honor soldiers wounded in action).

And - Martin Van Buren, 8th President of the United States, is born.

[scott155]

Prisoner 1783 escaped today, using an AR-15 made of plastic spoons and toothpicks.

[Aldibar]

one seven eight four

[Psychotic Ninja]

So one time seven people ate at eight different McDonalds in a row as a dare, they were sick for five days.

 

(if you don't get it, put the numbers in order...)

[Humin]

1786

[BTGBullseye]

1787 - William Herschel discovers Titania and Oberon, two moons of Uranus.

 

I didn't know there were two different names for mooning someone...

[Humin]

1788

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1789 - George Washington is unanimously elected the first President of the United States by the United States Electoral College.

[Humin]

1790

[Psychotic Ninja]

1791

[Humin]

1792 The most important date in The U.S.'s history, or so I'm told.

[BTGBullseye]

1793 - George Washington is sworn in as President of the United States in Philadelphia for his second term.

[Alyxx Thorne]

1794

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1794

[BTGBullseye]

1795 - The Eleventh Amendment to the United States Constitution is passed.

[iAmaNoob]

1796

The town of Diarrhea has been flooded by shit

[scott155]

1797 The town of Diarrhea has been renamed "Shitaton" due to last years nuclear assplosion. Shit smell still to powerful for habitation, but the local flora is thriving.

[Psychotic Ninja]

1798 Some bad shit happened.

[iAmaNoob]

Operation Clean Dat Shit is commenced by the Local Goverment to clean up Shitaton from its shitty fate. It is expected to end by 1817

[Aldibar]

EIGHTEEN HUNDERD