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In 1767,

One town was flooded in shit

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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1769 - The first time a "Yo Mama" joke has been publicly directed at royalty. Beheadings ensued.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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1772 - American Revolutionary War: Samuel Adams and Joseph Warren form the first Committee of Correspondence.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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MDCCLXXIII

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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