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[Axeldeath]

Damn straight >_>

[alphabetagamma]

Today at school:

(I speedwalk by some black people)

Some chick I don't know: Boy, you better watch the fuck out.

Me: U MAD?

Black chick: No-

Me: YOU MAD!

(/me trollfaces)

Black chick: Quit smiling at me like that ugl-

Me: (Almost exactly like the TF2 Engineer) NOPE

 

Today in World Geography:

Teacher: Are the United States doing much about poverty?

Me: NOPE

Teacher: Can you stop shouting out the answers?

Me: Nope, just Chuck Testa.

Teacher: Who?

Me: Eeyup.

I think you're me from grade 7.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Today at lunch-

Marcus: Are you a homosexual?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: Are you a homosexual?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: Are you a homosexual?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: Are you a homosexual?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: Are you a homosexual?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: Are you a homosexual?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: Are you a homosexual?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: Are you a Heterosexual?

Me: Eeyup.

Marcus: F**K!

 

Today in Professional communications-

Teacher: Do the assignment on page (I ain't gonna spend an hour trying to think of the page number. -.-) of your Professional Communications book.

 

Assignment:

Define the following words:

Listening

Hearing

Speaking

Interpreting

Decoding

 

My answers:

Listening: What none of the students here know how to do

Hearing: Every student's sad excuse for listening

Speaking: What the students here do too much of

Decoding: Something the students don't care to do.

Interpreting: The reason why the students here don't learn, They don't even know what Interpretation is.

 

Today in Algebra 1-

Me: Are you 3 idiots gonna actually work or just sit there derping around for the rest of the period.

Student#1: Oh, I forgot we were in math.

Me: There's an Asian math teacher right there and students all around you.

Student#3: Ah, just give me your answers.

Me: Alright.

(Gives the students in my group incorrect answers)

Student#2: Ha, we're passin' this sh*t, that kid's smart.

 

Today, also at lunch-

Me: Hey, you up there in the doorway, you can't be that fat to be blocking the entire thing.

The kid in the doorway: Bitch, I'm-

Me: Oh, YOU MAD!

Kid: NO I'M NOT

Me: YOU'RE SO MAD RIGHT NOW!

Kid: NO I'M F**KING NOT.

Me: Stop shouting it.

Kid: BITCH I CAN SAY IT HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO!

(One of the school's 3 principals walks in)

[Epsilon]

The second to last seems a bit sadistic (then again, it's their fault for copying), but the last one made me lol.

[Axeldeath]

You seem pretty anti-social RD :/

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

You seem pretty anti-social RD :/

It's part of my Asperger Syndrome.

[Axeldeath]

I don't see you act like that online... Most of the time.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I don't see you act like that online... Most of the time.

 

Well, I dunno...

Nice avatar.

[Axeldeath]

I'd say you too but...

 

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Today at lunch:

(I leave the building, noticing Marcus on the other side of the door)

(I forcefully open the door and hit Marcus)

Marcus: Bitch, what the fuck'd you do that for?

Me: Nope.

Marcus: What?

Me: Yup.

Marcus: BITCH

Me: U MAD

Marcus: I'm gonna knock out every tooth in your head.

Me: COME AT ME BRO!

Marcus: No-

Me: Pussy.

[Epsilon]

Marcus: I'm gonna knock out every tooth in your head.

what

 

...How could you knock out every tooth in someone's HEAD?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Marcus: I'm gonna knock out every tooth in your head.

what

 

...How could you knock out every tooth in someone's HEAD?

 

This is Marcus, he thinks Black Ops is good and Team Fortress 2 is shit.

[Blue]

It's part of my Asperger Syndrome.

With all due respect, that sounds like a pretty convenient thing to blame negative behaviors on.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

It's part of my Asperger Syndrome.

With all due respect, that sounds like a pretty convenient thing to blame negative behaviors on.

I don't blame my temper on my Asperger Syndrome.

[Axeldeath]

Marcus: I'm gonna knock out every tooth in your head.

what

 

...How could you knock out every tooth in someone's HEAD?

 

Your head includes you mouth.

 

head   [hed]

noun

1.

the upper part of the body in humans, joined to the trunk by the neck, containing the brain, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.

 

 

This is Marcus, he thinks Black Ops is good and Team Fortress 2 is shit

.

 

So he's a person with an opinion. Cool.

[Kirkreng]

^counter-troll

[alphabetagamma]

It's part of my Asperger Syndrome.

With all due respect, that sounds like a pretty convenient thing to blame negative behaviors on.

I don't blame my temper on my Asperger Syndrome.

I have Asperger's as well, and I've never met anyone as sociopathic as you. I'll admit I've used it as an excuse for random stuff before though.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I honestly have never used it as an excuse for anything.

 

If I rage on someone I'll just forget it and move on eventually.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Cool story bro tell it agin ^_^

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Cool story bro tell it agin ^_^

 

The one about ponies, or the one about ponies?