Trolls

[Mr Green]

I fully edited my post.

That means ignore it.

Edited February 22, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[The Hamburglar]

I still think this is the stupidest thread of all time.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Anonymous is going to troll all of you drones.

If you want to know how they are going to troll/infect everyone then PM me.

Why do you whont to be pm so bad

[Koach]

Ok, this is technically not trolling, but I believe it's something worth telling.

 

Basically, there's this guy in BG2 called ADAM. He's a prick and is banned from every server... but my clan's, which just got opened 3 days ago.

 

Adam came into the server during a pub Line Battle, spamming his queer music and doing his racist bullshit. He got banned.

 

5 minutes later, server gets a DDoS attack. Perfect.

 

We shut down the event, change map to something stable and leave it. However the DDoS would not stop, even with empty server.

 

One of our Pte.s, and a fellow trolling buddy of mine, managed to get Adam's IPs (he has like 30 of them), so he called a contact, a pro hacker, and DDoS the crap out of Adam, while the rest of us tried our best to get his ISP or house address (to call the cops on him).

 

30 mins later it was over, with the DDoS done with and with some IPs to erase from the list. Now we got this guy to DoS him on sight, and a botnet up his arse.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Ok, this is technically not trolling, but I believe it's something worth telling.

 

Basically, there's this guy in BG2 called ADAM. He's a prick and is banned from every server... but my clan's, which just got opened 3 days ago.

 

Adam came into the server during a pub Line Battle, spamming his queer music and doing his racist bullshit. He got banned.

 

5 minutes later, server gets a DDoS attack. Perfect.

 

We shut down the event, change map to something stable and leave it. However the DDoS would not stop, even with empty server.

 

One of our Pte.s, and a fellow trolling buddy of mine, managed to get Adam's IPs (he has like 30 of them), so he called a contact, a pro hacker, and DDoS the crap out of Adam, while the rest of us tried our best to get his ISP or house address (to call the cops on him).

 

30 mins later it was over, with the DDoS done with and with some IPs to erase from the list. Now we got this guy to DoS him on sight, and a botnet up his arse.

 

[Razor235]

Ok, this is technically not trolling, but I believe it's something worth telling.

 

Basically, there's this guy in BG2 called ADAM. He's a prick and is banned from every server... but my clan's, which just got opened 3 days ago.

 

Adam came into the server during a pub Line Battle, spamming his queer music and doing his racist bullshit. He got banned.

 

5 minutes later, server gets a DDoS attack. Perfect.

 

We shut down the event, change map to something stable and leave it. However the DDoS would not stop, even with empty server.

 

One of our Pte.s, and a fellow trolling buddy of mine, managed to get Adam's IPs (he has like 30 of them), so he called a contact, a pro hacker, and DDoS the crap out of Adam, while the rest of us tried our best to get his ISP or house address (to call the cops on him).

 

30 mins later it was over, with the DDoS done with and with some IPs to erase from the list. Now we got this guy to DoS him on sight, and a botnet up his arse.

 

I am never screwing with you. EVER.

[Koach]

I have powerful contacts, ye know... My clan just got another DDoS-er in, a fresh new recruit, who was colonel in his old clan before getting kicked for not wanting to donate money.

[The Hamburglar]

Pro Hacker

DDoS

 

lol.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Ok ok I got a good one. So a hacked in to my schools intercom system and made it so that every tv in the halls and every speaker is the classes play mop doting passing periods... In a high school, all episodes, one a day, every day, and when I run out of episodes I will start over. Am I evil or whut?

[The Hamburglar]

Not really.

 

Play some Anal Cunt to show your school what's up, by playing their hit song "I Went Back in Time And Voted For Hitler."

[Kirkreng]

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/cfcmw4

Love it

[The Hamburglar]

Wow that's the least terrible thing posted in this thread yet, i actually laughed.

[Koach]

Well, my clan (47th) now has this thing of going into those live sex chat webcam sites and make people cry out of trolling.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Well, my clan (47th) now has this thing of going into those live sex chat webcam sites and make people cry out of trolling.

EW put dem ugly tits away.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Well, my clan (47th) now has this thing of going into those live sex chat webcam sites and make people cry out of trolling.

EW put dem ugly tits away.

The fuck?!?!?!?!?!?¿

[The Hamburglar]

Well, my clan (47th) now has this thing of going into those live sex chat webcam sites and make people cry out of trolling.

i'm sure that gives you a heightened sense of self worth.

[Koach]

Nah...

[TheKennyMaster]

This has to be the funniest troll video I've ever seen

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs

[Michael Archer]

Do you guys listen to True Capitalist Radio? I can't tell if the host is serious, or he's just an actor playing this ridiculous character; I'm leaning towards the latter. Basically, he has this show that is supposed to be a political talk show about capitalism, but he has such a short fuse and reacts in such a hilarious manner, that the only calls he gets is trolls. I think, at this point, he keeps the show on because he knows that people only listen to him get mad, so I think he's playing along at this point and stopped being serious a long time ago, if he was ever serious:

 

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[BTGBullseye]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

 

Not quite a troll, but fun anyways.