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Kirkreng   

Kirkreng
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I'm name mine Master chief jack andrew ryan atlas gordon freeman vance space core gabe newel Kirkeng

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Blue   

Blue
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Here's an anti-troll for a few select bronies.

 

I'll change my User Title to "I am not an Egghead, I am Well-Read" and not change it for two months if Username aka Rainbow Dash can write me a 1000 word or more essay on why he would like me to, or why it's a good idea.

 

Please be informed RD, that exactly 1000 words of spam, or an image, does not constitute an essay.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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ProHypster   

ProHypster
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The best troll one can perform is simply to live life.

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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Epsilon   

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Spoiler: show

 

 

Similar to what ABG did.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D   

Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D
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Today at school

Some kid: *Talking about football or some shit*

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: *Starts his story again*

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: What?

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: *Starts going on about football again*

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Cool sto-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Shut u-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Next person to say "Cool story bro, tell it again" is gay.

Me: again it tell, bro story cool.

Some kid: What?

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: You said it, you're gay!

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: The fuck? Stop!

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Shut the f-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Next person to talk is gay.

Me: There are multiple meanings to the word gay.

Some kid: No-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Also known as "Username"

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Koach   

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HkfBR6OhPr8

 

lol

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: You just blow that fife

[82nd] Mr. Kochi Bracegirlde: the 'if ye know what i mean' aside

Hooper: want to give your men a fast reload? BLOW ME FIRST

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Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D   

Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D
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Today at school:

(I speedwalk by some black people)

Some chick I don't know: Boy, you better watch the fuck out.

Me: U MAD?

Black chick: No-

Me: YOU MAD!

(/me trollfaces)

Black chick: Quit smiling at me like that ugl-

Me: (Almost exactly like the TF2 Engineer) NOPE

 

Today in World Geography:

Teacher: Are the United States doing much about poverty?

Me: NOPE

Teacher: Can you stop shouting out the answers?

Me: Nope, just Chuck Testa.

Teacher: Who?

Me: Eeyup.

Also known as "Username"

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Psychotic Ninja   

Psychotic Ninja
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The best trolling I can think of is the dad in "A Boy Named Sue":

 

-1BJfDvSITY

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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