The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[Blightmare]

I was on the fence for a while until I went to Windhelm and found out that the Stormcloaks are racist against Dunmer. I'm leaning sharply towards the Empire now, but I haven't joined the Legion yet.

And yet, I'm a Dunmer working for, and respected by, the stormcloaks. XD

[a clever name]

GO STROMCLAOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Very7684]

FUCK THE IMPERIALS!

We fight for Ulfric, We fight for Skyrim

Stormcloaks forever...Stormcloaks for life

[Axeldeath]

Damn rebel dogs.

[Blightmare]

Damn rebel dogs.

 

 

 

Problem?

[Axeldeath]

Another piece of Stormcloak trash I presume. Don't worry, I killed your precious "King" Ulfric when I besieged your pitiful stronghold.

[Blightmare]

Not in my Universe. Over here you bow to the true High King.

[Axeldeath]

But your universe is non-canon.

[Blightmare]

But your universe is non-canon.

Same as yours. Your argument is invalid.

 

But I see what you're up to. tryna make me go off topic so I get in trouble. I've got your number. WELL I WON'T FALL FOR IT.

 

So I finally got to fight 2 dragons at once. Never again pls. MAybe as a warrior that would be fine but a squishy rogue who relies on his ability to 1 shot everything? nope.

[Arby]

I've had a spree of dragons attacking settlements. Keeping NPCs alive can be hell sometimes. YOU PITIFUL VILLAGERS, YOUR PATHETIC LOADING SCREENS CANNOT DEFEND YOU FROM THE MIGHT OF ALDUIN!!!!

[Eedo Baba]

I'm trying to shift over to conjuration as my main means of combat, but it's tough, because my Conjuration skill doesn't match the level 30 enemies. Rolling with Destruction in both hands, I could defeat anything in a few hits, but even on lower difficulty, using a low level skill reaaaally makes things hard.

But it is nice that when I summon a bound bow, I get both conjuration and archery experience.

[Arby]

I'm slowly raising my conjuration as a by-product of soul trapping to feed my enchanting skill.

[Kirkreng]

Oh Bethesda, you so silly.

 

 

 

 

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'd sure like to taste HIS loaf.

[Arby]

The Lusty Argonian Maid is nothing compared to the censored bits from The Real Barenziah that weren't censored in the old games.

[Kirkreng]

Cave bear dun give a shit:

OwVEYwqXt2Y

 

Cake theft:

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[Axeldeath]

That cake theft video was hilarious.

[alphabetagamma]

That cake theft video was hilarious.

But it was PIE. Not even pie flavoured pie, just apple flavoured. (Not even Applejack flavoured)

[Alyxx Thorne]

+rep to captain Kirkreng for hilarious videos.

[Axeldeath]

That cake theft video was hilarious.

But it was PIE. Not even pie flavoured pie, just apple flavoured. (Not even Applejack flavoured)

 

It's pie flavoured cake.