Useless Advice

[Epsilon]

Make a spaceship out of chocolate via magic *snort snort* and send it to the sun. You now have the hottest chocolate ever.

 

I must make Arc the Lad the most popular game series in the world. How can I do so?

[Brad]

Make a movie out of it. Because videogame movies always work.

 

I want to build a Terraforming machine. What materials do I need?

[Epsilon]

Lots and lots of magic. *Snort, snort*

 

A tornado ten times stronger than the one that destroyed Joplin, Missouri is going through my town and I have no basement! What can I do to ensure my survival?

[Psychotic Ninja]

You will need duct tape, unobtainium, metal alloy adamantium, liquid metal and plasma. (Answer was meant for Brad, but I got ninja'd again!, so I modified my answer.)

 

Help I want Wolverine's claws, how do I go to uptaining adamantium?

[Scorpia]

catch a meteor with an oven mitt.

 

my cat won't stop crapping everywhere!

[Brad]

Ask it nicely to stop.

 

How can I stop a tornado?

[Scorpia]

stand in front of it, hold your ground, it'll get intimidated then run off.

 

i almost spelled intimidated wrong! how do i stop it from almost happening again?

[Epsilon]

Find a way to go back to the '40s and hire Hitler and his army as your Grammar Nazis.

 

A swarm of crazy hairy ants are headed to my house! How can I prevent them from destroying my property?

[Scorpia]

set your house on fire, they'll lose interest and attack your car

 

i just gave sublimation a rep point for no reason, how do i take it away?

[Epsilon]

Become a big stupid doodoohead.

 

How do I pay back Bill Ludwick for -repping me?

 

 

Even though he didn't.

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[Ecorp99]

Silently cry into a penguin. Help! My penguin got loose! How can I catch it?

[Epsilon]

Shot web at penguin.

 

I lost the disc of one of my favorite games and they've discontinued sales of it, and I want to play the aforementioned game. WAT DO

[Ecorp99]

Remake it totally awesome-like. I just got my heart broken, what do I do?

[Axeldeath]

Duct tape.

 

Need to talk buy magic carpet, where go?

[Brad]

Nearest flea market.

 

PS3 won't eject discs and force eject won't work sometimes, what do?

[Kirkreng]

Kick it. Anything that is kicked works. Hold on a sec, my grammar isn't working, let me kick it.

 

 

 

 

I kicked my PC and it won't work anymore, it blew up and set the house in flames, how expensive is cheese?

[Scorpia]

get two loans and you'll be able to afford it.

 

i have a glass of milk, what the hell am i supposed to do with it?

[Collective Foal]

Plant C4 in the bottom, blow the charge, then cry about it.

 

I want to impress a girl. What should I do?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Show her that you can rule the world by handing her the keys to a shiny new Australia.

 

 

I swore to eliminate the worst of the plague that devoured humanity, it’s true I was vague on the ‘how’, so how can it be that you have shown me the light?

[Razor235]

Hmm, I blew up a nuclear explosive in front of you, now all you see is light.

 

Shit, my MX missile won't launch, what the hell do I do??