Useless Advice

[iAmaNoob]

Make a machine that prints money

 

 

How do I steal Twilight's machine after she have finished making it?

[BTGBullseye]

Just torrent a copy of it... It's the same as stealing it right?

 

How do I remove all (and I do mean ALL) the MLP crap (it's all crap) from existence?

[Psychotic Ninja]

You can't.

 

 

Help! I need money for the texture pack DLC for Call of Battlefield 5 Warfare Edition, what do?

[Humin]

Buy Overhyped Sellout Lens Flare Dubstep War Zombies 5 HD instead. The DLC is dirt cheap at $849.99.

 

I spent all of my money on DLCs. How do I pay the rent?

[Aldibar]

Digitize yourself then live in any game world you want.

 

I've got a bad-ass camera but no subjects to photograph! ideas?

[Pinkie Pie]

Put the cap on and watch those pictures fly.

 

I really want to cross the street, but the cars are going too fast and won't let me through. How do I teach those selfish pricks who's boss?

[danielsangeo]

You're a Pony fan, right? Just use your wings to fly over the traffic. If you need help, I suggest Red Bull.

 

I think TV is reality. What should I do?

[iAmaNoob]

Try the Internet, it's over 9000 more reality than tv.

 

 

Should I buy this? The game stops when I reach the title screen as it says I need to complete the game with $999 DLC followed by a $899 DLC and finish it with Overhyped Sellout Lens Flare Dubstep War Zombie 7 HD: The Overused Sequel Name With Even More Sparkles, Shine and Everything Overhyped which contains 70% of Overhyped Sellout Lens Flare Dubstep War Zombie 6 HD: The Overused Sequel Name With More Sparkles, Shine and Everything Overhyped

[danielsangeo]

e-LE0ycgkBQ

 

I watched the 2003 version of Willard starring Crispin Glover and now I'm having Crispin-inspired nightmares. Please help!

[Pinkie Pie]

Pray Freddy Krueger puts you out of your misery.

 

I watched the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes remake starring Marky Mark and now I'm having Marky Mark-inspired nightmares! How do I evict him from my slumber? (See? It's not exactly like danielsangeo's)

[Psychotic Ninja]

Pray to the Night Mother.

 

Help! I accidentally my phone, what do?

[danielsangeo]

Call the they'll know what to do.

 

Is having my laptop next to my bed a wise decision? Especially since I can use it right from bed?

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes. I'd also recommend keeping a fan on it at all times so that it will stay cool. Particularily facing where you're lying.

 

How can I get the guy inside the Goofy costume to notice me?

[Humin]

Staple this to his face

 

 

 

How do I shot web?

[Collective Foal]

 

How do I even expect to come with a clue of what is going to be where the how do I even do?

[Aldibar]

pickle you, cumquat!!

 

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

[iAmaNoob]

No, it means you are a slave

 

 

I have a pencil, what do I do?

[St. Goliath]

Make graphene.

 

I wanted to pay my PCB manufacturing bills today, but they told me they either lost it, or somebody else excidentally paid it. What should I do?

[Pinkie Pie]

Watch this movie.

 

I wanna be a pirate! I got raping and pillaging down, but I can't seem to find the X on this map. Any advice for treasure-hunting?

[Aldibar]

Don't wear TWO patches! DUH!

 

I seem to have misplaced my fourth dimension. Anyone know where it's gotten to?