Bucket List

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

My bucket list:

Learn how to shot web

Visit Equestria

Open a portal to the internet by dividing by zero

Become a pony

Live to be at least 9001

Answer a call of help from the Ivory Tower and save Fantasia from the nothing

Build a human-like artificially intelligent robot.

Take a baby from someone and hide it in a giant maze

 

Not in order.

[alphabetagamma]

* Travel through time

Good news! First, wait one Planck time. Congratulations! You have now traveled through time!

[PostmortemHeartbreak]

-Get married (Seems to be on everyones bucket list haha)

-Moved to Massachusetts after college

-Travel to Europe

-Become a Nurse Practitioner one day

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

(Seems to be on everyones bucket list haha)

 

Not mine.

[Scorpia]

i lol'ed. plus rep, the forever alone guy took me by surprise

[Doom Shepherd]

Do you think it has to do with the fact that the soviet union/CIS is now not a competitor but a partner in aerospace technologies hence USA doesn't have to be afraid of potential Space Weaponry technology and cut the budget in technology.

 

No, not really. We cut the space budget LONG before that. Plus, I think most of our space weapon technology budget went to DARPA, not NASA.

 

Anyway, we're off topic now, so I'll have to put something else on my bucket list: Invade Scotland. (Or at least visit.) Trigger a revolution.

[Kyon]

Become a pony

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Become a pony

I love how I made an entire list of inaccomplishable things and that's the one you focused on.

 

More to add:

Successfully kill Justin Bieber

Post the most insanely disturbing image I can find to /b/ to see if they even have set standards for the members

Make a robotic cow that produces magical milk

[Doom Shepherd]

Well, I mean, if we're not limited to things that are actually POSSIBLE...

 

Gain the "Q" power.

Establish myself as Global Emperor.

Have a 4-way with Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, and Emma Watson.

Terraform Mars.

Lock Joe Straczinski, Joss Whedon, Neil Gaiman, and Steven Moffat in a room until they produce an epic SF/Fantasy story so awesome that it will cause the universe to implode.

Have the people who picked on me in school rounded up and brought before me in chains, there to be dropped into a huge aquarium full of sharks with frickin' laser beams on ther heads.

Have all the people on the Far Left and Far Right transported to an island, where they can battle for ideological supremacy while the world watches on Pay-per-view.

Then nuke the island.

[Axeldeath]

Have a 4-way with Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, and Emma Watson

 

Could you have picked uglier people? I guess you could have chosen Megan Fox...

[Doom Shepherd]

Have a 4-way with Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, and Emma Watson

 

Could you have picked uglier people? I guess you could have chosen Megan Fox...

 

You have your tastes. I have mine. Don't make me start ragging on New Zealand.

[Lux Arbuckle]

Natalie Portman

uglier

 

 

[Axeldeath]

I dunno, there's just something weird looking about her.

 

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I dunno, there's just something weird looking about her.

 

[Kirkreng]

Have a 4-way with Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, and Emma Watson

 

Could you have picked uglier people? I guess you could have chosen Megan Fox...

Right on. I have no idea why people think Megan Fox is hot. She's not really ugly, but not that interesting looking either.

[saja]

I know it's a bit rude to revive a more than 3 months old topic, but here's my bucket list:

• Get to the sea in real life and feel the salty air.
  
• Get a girlfriend.
  
• Kiss a girl.
  
• Love someone who is not belong to your family.
  
• Get a full-time job.
  
• Help more people by using my technical knowledge.
  
• Learn how to solder.
  
• Create a computer game engine.
  
• Go to other continents. (Especially to Australia )

[Collective Foal]

I'll do mine one at a time just for the sake of people giving me more attention

 

1. Skydiving

[Koach]

if in this order, better:

 

*Finish my script.

*Go live somewhere else. i hate my house, the ceiling's falling on my head.

*Get a girlfriend.

*F*ck her.

*Finish high school.

*Go to university and study computer engineering.

*Join a source mod dev team.

*Get a college degree.

*Join a video game development team. (nothing like big companies already owned by EA or Activision, but a small video game dev company, something like a Mojang without Minecraft)

*Work my way into bigger companies, such as Ubisoft or Creative Assembly.

*Make a game based in the Revolutionary War/Napoleonic War that becomes a best seller. something like Empire 2: Total War or a Rev War Assassin's Creed.

*Get married and have only 1 male child, who i will turn into Koach II (hopefully).

*Live until i reach 90+ years old.

*Die either by a bullet or Mother Nature's hand.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

-Derp

-Herp

-Durrherpderp

-Derp a derp

-Derp a herp a nerp

-Nyereyryeryey

-Durrr

[Razor235]

Blow somethin' up

Go to space. So much space. need to see it all. SPAAAAAAAAAACE! Space space space....

Launch a missile

Eat escargot

Visit Chernobyl. Where I will kick the bucket ^^