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I would see what religion is right

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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I would see what religion is right

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You'd probably have to do a lot of homework in order to figure out exactly when and where you should be for figuring those religions.

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I would start at the crucifixion of jesus

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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I would start at the crucifixion of jesus

That's a good place/time to look to see if he was killed, but that's pretty much an established fact. What is really in debate is not whether he existed, or died in that way, but whether he really was the son of God.

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I would get myself rich but after that I think I will get bored of life and ultimately regrett that I have this ability to turn back time.

 

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what makes you think they would be a democratic country today and not another type of authoritarian regime which is not only brutal but even outdated like a monarchy and other theorists would write probably write an alternative provided that utopian experiments, Theorists like Adam Smith which influenced Marx & Engel and early industrial revolution problems which caused them to write their theory would exist anyway.

 

First, it's a matter of record that the Russian revolution was hijacked. Without thei corruptive influence, some other, better system would have replaced it.

 

Secondly, even if a variant of the ideology arose, it would likely have been better than what did arise.

 

Thirdly, I have to have doubts about the knowledge bank of anyone who doesn't grasp to what extent Fascism was a reactionary response to the rise of Socialism. Heck, it's half the reason ol' Adolf put it in the name of his Party.

He just kept talking and talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic...

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I can turn back time, and I have used this power to make Google AND YouTube before the original creators.

 

I am now a multi-millionaire.

 

I would see what religion is right

I have, it's Haruhiism.

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I think that seeing whether he was resurrected or not would be proof enough.

So you'd wait 3 days after his death, without money, before the English language existed, in one of the most dangerous cities for different people, just to see if he got rezzed?

 

Get some gold or silver first, and make sure you're wearing some time-appropriate clothing.

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I have a Tardis, no one would f**k with me.

Tardis is non-military... Get a militarized one, then we'll talk.

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Maybe I'd go back 64 million years with a nuke and blow up the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, just to see what would have evolved.

He just kept talking and talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic...

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You should bring Bruce Willis with you on that one, or a naquadah enhanced warhead, or call on some Pierson's Puppeteers to help you (if they can accelerate their planets to 0.8c, they should have no problem deflecting one small asteroid).

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I have a Tardis, no one would f**k with me.

Tardis is non-military... Get a militarized one, then we'll talk.

 

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This is all the militarization I need.

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I have a Tardis, no one would f**k with me.

Tardis is non-military... Get a militarized one, then we'll talk.

 

Dr-Who-Sonic-Screwdriver-195x195.jpg

 

This is all the militarization I need.

Eh, lightweight... Get a sonic drill...

 

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There's no way that that's more reliable than an AK-47.

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