"Corrupt a Wish"

[Selous Templar]

Wish granted, but you're forbidden to play Stairway To Heaven or anything by AC/DC or Pink Floyd.

 

WORTH IT. AC/DC is Aussie like me, so I can do that.

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

Granted, but the turkey is uncooked, the lettuce has caterpillars in it, and the mustard burns your tongue.

 

I wish I could be an 80's action movie baddass, who is muscular as hell with gigantic biceps, hold a gorgeous dame with huge tits in one arm, an M60 that shoots laser sharks in the other, and can create explosions with the intense stare of my eyes.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted, but your movies are doomed to direct-to-VHS releases and a niche audience.

 

I wish I had more synthesizers

[Selous Templar]

Wish granted, but your movies are doomed to direct-to-VHS releases and a niche audience.

Ha, I can live with that, and that neiche audience would be passionate, like Reb Browns:

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Granted, but can only play Autograph's Turn up the radio on endless loops.

 

I wish I had my own intergalactic spaceship from which I could travel at light speed to other galaxies and find alien life.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it explodes on launch, killing you, and your crew.

 

I wish Steve Irwin didn't die.

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but Bindi still has her show, and Steve doesn't make doccos anymore.

 

I wish I could have a power sword and a powerful stallion to fight the Saracens in the Holy Land for Europe

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted, but your stallion dies in the swamp of forgetfullness and your sword gets you electrocuted during a lightning storm.

 

I wish my breasts were bigger

[Zaraki]

Granted,however your butt gets bigger as well,making certain aspects in life uncomfortable.

 

I wish I have found a long lost game I remember.

[Selous Templar]

Wish granted, but your stallion dies in the swamp of forgetfullness and your sword gets you electrocuted during a lightning storm.

Well, I get a Lightning sword then, so it's still a win!

 

I wish my breasts were bigger

 

Well you could always see a surgeon. Or drink lots of milk and exercise.

 

I wish I have found a long lost game I remember.

 

Granted, but it has the Quarantine syndrome, and you find it's not as good as you wanted. Plus it breaks your computer like that snowcross game.

 

I wish I was able to have the powers of clouding mens minds to make me appear invisible to them, except for my Shadow, and that I could carry two browning high powers and dispense vengeance on the evildoers.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted but your power lasts like 10 seconds at a time.

 

Granted,however your butt gets bigger as well,making certain aspects in life uncomfortable.

I fail to see the problem with this XD

 

I wish I didn't have to poop.

[Selous Templar]

Wish granted but your power lasts like 10 seconds at a time.

 

Ey, I can live with that. 10 seconds is all I need for

 

I wish I didn't have to poop.

 

Granted, but you have to urinate every hour.

 

I wish I could have technology of Issac Clarke, with his Rig Suit, Stasis Module, Kinesics Module, and SUPER STOMP OF DEATH.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but you lose it all before learning how to use them.

 

I wish I didn't have to eat

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but you always have to drink every 5 minutes, or you die.

 

I wish I was a Rock and Roll star who was capable of killing people with a solo:

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[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but you end up killing yourself when you play your first solo, while practicing.

 

 

I wish the people in the Final Fantasy Discord server actually followed the rules.

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but then everyone leaves, meaning there is no one to follow the rules.

 

I wish I could complete any work instantly to a high standard.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted but you're now unable to enjoy your work.

 

I wish I wouldn't put on weight from eating chocolate.

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but you put on weight from not eating chocolate, meaning you have to eat chocolate to not put on weight.

 

I wish I could slow down time like Max Payne so I could wage a 1 man war against the Italian and Russian Mafia.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but for every second you've slowed down time, your life expediency decreases by 10 years.

 

I wish games dropped all of the microtransactions, lootboxes, Disk Locked Content, DRM, etc etc.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted. Now movies does it.

 

I wish I had endless amounts of money.

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but they are worthless from the hyper-inflation, and they spontaneously combust upon physical contact

 

I wish I could have X-ray vision so I could stare through people's (and some women's) clothes

[HGARR]

Granted, but you can also see through their skin, and you cant turn it off

 

I wish I could Shapeshift