"Corrupt a Wish"

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted, now everyone else's mind is as fucked as yours to compensate. I think that means everyone on the planet has a fetish for ponies in fishnet stockings now.

 

Rise, eternal dragon, and grant me, Lord Freeza, immortality!

how the fuck do you know that!

 

Granted by life gets dull

 

I wish that I could make any thing real

[Bravetriforcer]

Granted, but you can't make Luna real because she's a pony and not a thing.

 

I wish for an omelette.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but it's too hot to eat. I'm no expert, but I think an omlette melting the plate below it's not a good sign.

 

I wish I was half dragon.

[Brad]

Granted, you still have the basic anatomy of a human, but your skin is scaley, you breath fire whenever you sneeze and you can't go into anybodys house without knocking over something with your tail. You'll be forever hunted by deranged dragon hunters.

 

I wish I was able to comprehend the 4th dimension.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, however you can no longer understand the other ones.

 

I wish that all my favorite source mods weren't broken now that the engine has been updated to the orange box.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but now your regular source games no longer work.

 

I wish I was seven feet tall and still just as thin as I am now.

[Bravetriforcer]

Granted, now you skeleton collapsed in on itself.

 

I wish for a tight hug from an attractive, large-breasted woman.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but that woman is satan in disguise because you got the 666th reply in this thread.

 

I wish I was a dragon.

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[Bravetriforcer]

Wish denied because I had the 667th post, numbnuts.

 

I wish for a vanilla cake.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Wish denied for denying my wish numbnuts.

 

I wish I was a dragon.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, you are now a quadriplegic dragon with seizures and malformed wings.

 

I wish people would quit thinking that I have an ego that makes Duke Nukem look like the stereotypical confidence-challenged high-school geek.

[Madman]

Well. Wishes aren't THAT powerful.

 

I wish that my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

[Pinkie Pie]

Well. Wishes aren't THAT powerful.

 

I wish that my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Granted. Wait...

 

I wish I was Solid Snake.

[Madman]

Granted, your snake is now solid.

 

I wish my wish got corrupted.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but it's not.

 

I wish Madman could stop creating paradoxes.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Granted, the universe implodes because it's already too late.

 

I wish I could get the ****ing smudges off my glasses for once.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but there are now irreversible smudges all over your face. Good luck getting that second date now, sucker!

 

I wish I got a second date...

[Obsidian]

Granted, but in the middle of that date, a stampede of wild animals/shoppers/children would trample your date to death.

 

I wish I had a portal gun...

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, however it's the one you get at the start of the game that only fires one portal.

 

I wish I had a leather trench coat (because I freaking hate hair that sticks to my current one).

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it was recently used to haul a body to the local dump, and you get arrested as an accomplice.

 

I wish I had godlike powers, and nobody else cared...