"Corrupt a Wish"

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you turn into a goldfish.

 

I wish Batman: AC's ending didn't suck so much.

[Razor235]

Granted, but the rest of the movie sucks even more.

 

I wish I could street race and not get arrested or killed

[Epsilon]

Granted. You're grievously wounded.

 

I wish I could automatically get a song out of my head at will.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it sounds like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQj4IswJA_E

 

I wish I could speak fluent Japanese (I don't care if I know English or not, or if Japan is suddenly destroyed - well I would care then but anime would still exist so I'd win! Think of a better corruption =D).

[Obsidian]

Granted, but a mysterious form of radiation wipes out all original anime, leaving only the English dubs in its wake of devious destruction.

 

I wish I had a sig...

[Mes gots its]

I wish I had a sig...

 

Granted, but it's so stupid that it literally lowers your IQ by a factor of 78.

 

I wish Accursed Farms had more members, and that they WEREN'T unintelligent.

[Razor235]

Granted, but they are smart-asses.

 

I wish I had an RPG

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's a Role-Playing-Game, not a Rocket-Propelled-Grenade, and thus you can't get laid because 12-sided dice are so last year.

 

I wish things were more exciting.

[Very7684]

Granted, but your head would explode from the epicness

 

I wish I was back home playing SR3

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you forgot how to play and suck at it.

 

I wish the girls on the forum didn't have to wear skimpy santa costumes during December.

[Razor235]

Granted, but now they wear skimpy bathing suits.

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I wish I didn't just say that.

[Arby]

Granted, but now I have to reply to Obsidian's post.

To Obsidian: granted, but they still do anyway.

 

I wish I could get more than 24 hours out of a day.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you only get 25 hours in a day and your year is shortened to only be 300 days.

 

I wish there were more ninjas here.

[Razor235]

Granted, but they are food ninjas, and can only slice vegetables.

(I am a ninja, by the way. Really.)

I wish I had a Corvette Z06.

[Doublenature]

Granted, but you will probably crash with that car, and the gas costs alot. Also, insurance costs way to much.

I wish candy wasnt dangerous in any way.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but now everybody is born with Type 1 diabetes

 

I wish my foot didn't hurt so badly.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but i had to cut your toe.

 

I wish for wishception

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but one of your wishes in wishes in wishes in wishes got corrupted by me.

 

I wish there will be INception 2.

[Koach]

granted, but it will suck.

 

i wish... you know what? i wish the guy who posts something below me gets hugged. in the neck. with a rope. that's on fire.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

... Crap

I wish that I won't be Hun/// * is now dead *