"Corrupt a Wish"

[Blightmare]

granted but only for a day.

 

I wish I didn't keep screwing up on my Photoshop assignments.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but Photoshop loses the ability to open a photoshop file once you save and close it.

 

I wish I had more hours at work.

[Blightmare]

Granted but all your hours go to work indefinitely.

 

I wish I ate a bigger breakfast.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you gained so much weight that you can't fit through a garage door.

 

I wish I didn't love chocolate so much...

[Blightmare]

Granted. You love everything else too much.

 

I wish that I could be at an average, healthy weight, and not 10 pounds under.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you get diabetes from being average.

 

I wish I didn't dwarf everyone around me.

[Razor235]

Granted, but now you are the size of an atom.

 

I wish I had a sniper rifle...

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's only a 1/50th scale-replica.

 

I wish my paycheck had more value.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, it has the double of his current value, but now you work way more than you did before

 

Wish i didnt had to edit this because i forgot to wish something

[Obsidian]

Granted, but your post is ignored anyway and your wish never comes true. Never!

 

I wish I knew Catherine had a 20 scene in it.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but I don't know what the hell that means, so nothing happens.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Error: 483 lack of wish.

 

 

I wish people would stop forgetting to wish for things.

[Blightmare]

Granted, but then people forget to stop corrupting.

 

I wish I could make my corrupt have more power without making a paradox.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but then you aren't playing the game right

 

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

[Thadeus]

Granted, but now you can't forget anything, especially the thought of your parents mating.

 

I wish I could transform to anything at will

[Axeldeath]

Granted but you transformed into a jellyfish for longer than 2 hours and therefore stayed as a jellyfish for the rest of your life.

 

I wish someone saw wat i did thar.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, now everyone is laughing and you are the only one who cant understand the joke.

 

I wish for more Freeman's mind

[Brad]

Granted but Ross Speaks in an ancient language that requires you to translate it through five other different languages to understand it.

 

I wish Bethesda (or Obsidian) made a new Fallout.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but my Fallout game is released only for OSX (see what I did thar?)

 

I wish the holiday weekend would be over already.

[Razor235]

Granted, but it is now a holiday year

 

I wish humans weren't so stupid