"Corrupt a Wish"

[Axeldeath]

Granted but then

 

 

I wish Nagisa would let me call her Nag Nag :[

[Obsidian]

Granted, but then she gets really clingy and never lets you have time to yourself.

 

I wish the mail was delivered at a consistent time ._.

[Epsilon]

Granted. Such a time is every century.

 

I wish I could be wittier.

[ProHypster]

Granted....... but this topic dies anyway.

 

I wish I had the cheatcodes to life.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but in life, sv_cheats = 0.

 

I wish competitive players weren't so awesome as to make me look like a fool. :/

[The Scoutman]

Granted, competitive players are not so awesome anymore but even noobs make you look like a fool now.

 

I wish they just make L4D1 free already, there is no reasonable reason whatsoever to buy it instead of L4D2

[Obsidian]

Granted, but they only make the buggy alpha version free and pull the final version from the market.

 

I wish I didn't get my ass handed to me twice by sliding block puzzles today.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but the game becomes your reality and there are no save games

 

I wish I could sleep

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you're cursed and must endure nightmares that resemble Q-Bert

 

I wish the RP would start soon!

[Epsilon]

Granted, but everyone dies in a universal implosion.

 

I wish I had an unpoisonable pie.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's highly irradiated and you die from a shitty immune system.

 

I wish my toes weren't so cold!

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's only because you don't exist.

 

I wish I didn't exist.

[J.C.]

Granted. But then you spontaneously come to be.

 

I wish I new how to play guitar.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you spontaneously disappear from existence.

 

I wish my wish would not be corrupted with existence bullshit.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you are now immortal and will live FOREVER. Enjoy.

 

I wish I had a pandorica.

[Axeldeath]

Granted but now everyone calls you Nag Nag, Nag Nag.

 

I wish I had an orange name.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but now orange is the colour banned users have.

 

I wish I had a cadifimetes. A red one.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it makes you relive today over and over again.

 

I wish to be shot with a bullet.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, while visiting your idol, a sniper shoots you in the head, you die right away, but, the bullet flies out, and hits your idle as well, (s)he dies a week later while in the hospital.

 

 

I wish I was a mod for these forums.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but forum activity dies and no one ever posts again, thus you have nothing to moderate but your own sanity.

 

I wish we fell back another hour.