"Corrupt a Wish"

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but did you know Chuck Norris wins fights before they even start?

 

I wish for a wish-time paradox

[Obsidian]

Granted, but in a bizarre turn of events, you become the AF mods' bitch.

 

I wish I could do the Christian Bale Batman voice without hurting myself.

[Blightmare]

Granted but then you can't undo it.

 

I wish I knew how to make broken glass effects in photoshop. Kinda like the shattered desktop kind.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but photoshop unregisters with adobe and you can't open the program without buying it (again).

 

I wish I wasn't alone

[The Scoutman]

Granted, now you have the marvelous company of yourself

 

I wish for corrupted wishes

[Obsidian]

Granted, the rest will work itself out in time.

 

I wish Rarity's avatar wasn't such a good pouter...

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but he changes it to Party Inside Pinkie.

 

I wish Green Day wasn't so loud.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but whenever you're in a quiet room, all you hear are the soft tunes of Green Day's songs...

 

I wish more people knew about Princess Tutu

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but now you know nothing about her.

 

Iwish I knew more about guns.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you learn through trial and error (coincidentally, doing so also earns you the place of the man with the most amount of bullet wounds to survive).

 

I wish people weren't so humorless tonight.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you grow a penis and nobody can stop laughing at you.

 

I wish I could know what makes her tick.

[Obsidian]

(that's not much of a corruption; some people find that sort of thing to be hot)

 

Granted, but it'll haunt you forever

 

I wish more people were on the forums right now.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but my fist permabans your face from the forum (and existence)

[Psychotic Ninja]

Error 404: wish not found!

 

 

I wish that pony avatars and names would be gone.

[Axeldeath]

Granted, they're now all replaced with Pokemon names and avatars.

 

I wish people would be online right now

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but they're all idoling chatbots.

 

I wish I could stop forgetting to post wishes.

[Epsilon]

Granted. They're all corrupted so badly that your life is forever miserable.

 

I wish Propane Nightmares could play whenever I get a lucky headshot in TF2.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's so quiet that no human can hear it. Possibly some animals with amazing hearing.

 

I wish I had a magical hat.

[Axeldeath]

Granted, but it puts you in Slytherin D:

 

I wish I were a bird.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you're a cat trapped in a birds body (if you know where "I wish I was a bird" came from, you'll understand).

 

I wish I had a pet Dalek.