"Corrupt a Wish"

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but you also have to work on every other holiday too.

Just you.

 

I wish I had something to look forward to.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but it's nothing interesting.

 

I wish my worries would go away.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but my worries take the place of your worries.

 

I wish this statement was false.

[Blightmare]

Granted but then it's true, thus breaking reality.

 

I wish I didn't have such severe ADHD.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you turn into a tomato.

 

I wish I was a tomato.

[Blightmare]

Granted but not a fresh one.

 

I wish the one time I plan ahead of time to do a lot of work, I actually had a lot of work to do. :/

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'll never finish all the work you need to do.

 

I wish people would stop calling me paranoid.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but now there really is some one after you

 

I wish that I would never dead

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you were never born either so...

 

I wish I had a seven.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but that seven ate nine and has to be put down.

 

I wish the holiday season would end already.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but it will start again tomorrow.

 

I wish Matt would stop making retarded suggestions.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now he makes unbelievably stupid ones.

 

I wish I could stop making fun of media.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, now you make fun of everyone else and get thrown into a pit for it, Matt will give the news of your death.

 

Wish i could fly

[Obsidian]

Granted, but if you touch the ground, you'll explode.

 

Wish it wasn't so cold here.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, now you have Freddy Krueger to warm you up with his blood stained claws

 

Wish for someone to put a smile on my face

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now you have to live with Christian Bale and he'll only speak to you in the Batman voice.

 

I wish the good corrupting genies would return.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but they cant grant no wishes to you

 

I wish for a magic lamp

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it has the devil inside of it (see: Final Fantasy 8 )

 

I wish gators wouldn't shoot bees at me!

[The Scoutman]

Granted, you get teleprted to soviet russia, a beautiful place where you dont have to worry about gators shooting bees at you, but you have to deal with bees armed with gator-launchers on a daily basis

 

I wish for peace on the midearth

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'll have to dropped into Mt. Doom, and you have to walk there to do it yourself. No flying on the eagles.

 

I wish Bear Grylls and Chuck Norris would fight.