"Corrupt a Wish"

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted but now Machinima collapses thus no more machinima at all, thus no more Civil Protection/Freeman's Mind.

 

 

I wish Ross Scott would stop getting sick.

[Axeldeath]

Granted now he's dead.

 

I wish I had nothing.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted but you no longer exist (nothing means no bones, no blood, no flesh, etc.)

 

 

I wish Ross Scott could never die.

[Collective Foal]

Granted but he will always be sick.

[Axeldeath]

WHAT DOTH THOU WISH OMGZ

[Nagisa]

Granted, but I don't know what you wished for, so not really... but whatever you did wish for in secret, maybe hiding behind your post... is granted... with some kind of generic corruption on it... like... the fact there is no wish is the corruption? o_O

 

I wish Axeldeath or Fluttershy made a wish.

[Scorpia]

Granted, but their wishes filled the 60,000 char. limit. (exactly how large is that?)

 

I wish the next poster couldn't use vowels (a, e, i, o, u, y)

[Epsilon]

Granted. He/she unintentionally types out a curse which plagues you with your worst phobia for life.

 

I wish my teacher would get a TF2 reference I put in one of my essays.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but (s) still gave you that F.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to shower.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but no one else will shower either.

 

I wish I could wear a halloween costume at work

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but they'll all think you're an idiot.

 

I wish I could stop forgetting to make wishes.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but none of them will be worth corrupting.

 

I wish I had a title.

[Prof. Luigi]

Granted. You are now called "The Greatest Bozo on earth"!

I wish that the following wish will be corrupted:

I with for a million bucks.

[Epsilon]

Granted. It is corrupted and the million bucks are now a negative million bucks.

 

I wish geometry could be fun.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but because it's fun you never get to do it.

 

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted, and that I wished here instead of this wish.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted, but it's not corrupted and that's no fun

 

I wish I could finish this wi~

[Razor235]

Granted, but the wish is already finished.

 

I wish that I bought some C-4 that doesn't blow up in my face.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now the C-4 you buy explodes... in your pants.

 

I wish Bob would die already.

[Blightmare]

Granted, but a new annoying meme will take his place.

 

I wish my back would stop hurting.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now everything else on your body hurts just as badly as your back did.

 

I wish I worked on Halloween (effing fascists).