"Corrupt a Wish"

[Very7684]

Granted, but you would die

 

I wish I was Gordan Freeman

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'd be the Gordon Freeman of Episode 3.

 

I wish YuGiOh was cool again XD

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but you die before it becomes cool again.

 

 

I wish I would stop getting ninja'd.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but your internet dies.

 

I wish episode 3 would finally come out.

[Very7684]

Granted, but it might not come out till after you die

 

I wish I had somone to play Team Fortress 2 with

[Obsidian]

Granted, but they'd kill you within 5 seconds of spawning every single time you spawned.

 

I wish I could multitask.

[Very7684]

granted, but you would do everything way to fast and have nothing else to do all day

 

I wish Gordan would stop falling off of this damn platform

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now he's trying to kill you for NO REASON!

 

I wish more people would play Dark Souls.

[Very7684]

Granted, but lots of people dont think it is a good concept, and people think it has bad graphics even though that is how it's supposed to look

 

I wish I had a VTOL

[Blightmare]

Granted but that's about all you have.

 

I wish I could go to the aquarium right this instant.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'd get trapped in one of those tunnels with the glass and fish around you, then a shark would break through and eat you because of that time you looked at him funny while a small child.

 

I wish genies weren't jerks...

[Brad]

Granted but you get a annoying version of Robin Williams.

 

I wish my fingertips weren't freezing right now.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you don't have any, and as a result the lower parts of your fingers are freezing.

 

I wish I wasn't constantly tired.

[Madman]

Granted, steroids and energy drinks will be pumped into your bloodstream every 1.78 seconds.

 

I wish I had an ice cream.

 

(edit: typo)

[Very7684]

Granted, but the ice-cream would be animal shit, and the topping would be horse semen.....to dirty?

 

I wish I wasn't at school right now

[Scorpia]

a little.

 

granted, but the entire school got evacuated due to a fire that you seemingly started.

 

i wish my computer wasn't acting up.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but TF2 will no longer work for more than 30 seconds of being in game. (I love it when I don't have to try to think of something to corrupt )

 

I wish for all the marshmallow Fluff I could ever want

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but now you can't eat it

 

I wish this wish gets corrupted

[Nagisa]

Granted, but the wish was never made, only the result.

 

I wish I had a magic button that would teleport me into space.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'd suffocate when you got there.

 

I wish there wasn't so much CoD machinima...