"Corrupt a Wish"

[Obsidian]

Granted, but your life is now completely boring.

 

I wish my computer would stop staring at me like this....

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you no longer have a computer.

 

I wish I won the lottery, at least £4,000,000, lived to claim it, and got it all without any problems and retaining the ability to spend it!

that'd still be an improvement X_X

[Obsidian]

Granted, but the next day the euro would collapse and your money would become worthless.

 

I wish to get the 200th post in the counting thread ;D

[Nagisa]

Granted, but I hate you for it :@!!!!!

 

I wish I were a bird!

eh? £ != Euro! I win! Though it'd probably drag everything else down with it...

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you're a flightless bird destined for a life in a bucket of extra crispy goodness... yum!

 

I wish Nagisa didn't hate me for 200

more or less that's what I was meaning it'd be too easy to just say the Pound collapsed...

[The Scoutman]

Granted, now she hates you for 300 aka SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

Wish you all join the IRC right now >:0

[Nagisa]

Granted, but nobody's talking.

 

I wish the forum would close for a day and then reopen.

Why? Flood of worried users, lots of interesting posts

[Obsidian]

Granted, but all user passwords have been reset and no one can log in under their old name.

 

I wish I had a Discord statue in my yard...

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but Discord will escape from the stone prison.

 

I wish my computer would run everything faster without frying or having any troubles or anything.

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[Obsidian]

(YES! you fell for my trap, muahahaha...)

Granted, but your fans are louder than anything else in the room now.

 

I wish Rainbow Dash had a wish to corrupt...

Edited October 16, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but now you must edit your post for it.

 

I wish Obsidian would edit his post for me.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but I corrupted your last wish in doing so.

 

I wish no one will break this thread again...

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but I must break this thread once more.

[Obsidian]

Oh screw it...

 

I wish that I could be bi-winning.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it doesn't mean anything.

 

I wish I had some tasty non-stale cheese that I can eat.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'll be constipated for weeks.

 

I wish I could fast travel from place to place, like in Fallout 3.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you can only travel 1cm next to you.

 

I wish more people were on the IRC.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but when someone new comes in, someone old leaves.

 

I wish there weren't so many BAD movies.

[Very7684]

Granted, but then to many good ones would come out, causing utmost chaos because everything was perfect

 

I wish I could port inside of my Half Life 2 disc

[Obsidian]

Granted, but the disc would break shortly after.

 

I wish I would get ninja'd today.