"Corrupt a Wish"

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but the wish you could have made would have come true.

 

I wish for a delicious donut

[Scorpia]

granted, but now the laws of physics no longer apply to anything. god help you.

 

i wish i could play Portal 2

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but it is so buggy it looks like you're playing Mario 64

 

I wish I could stand up fir myself more.

[Scorpia]

granted, but no one steps up to you anymore, so no one notices your newly granted courage.

 

i wish one of the 3 jobs i applied to would call me back.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but they all call to tell you that you didn't get the job.

 

I wish for more food in the pantry

[Scorpia]

Granted, but it's all MRE Meal Paks (military rations)

 

i wish i had a better microphone.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but it's so powerful it picks up your thoughts, causing a lot of embarassment.

 

I wish to be a pony and live in Ponyville

[Scorpia]

Granted, but ponyville has been refurbished into a glue factory.

 

i wish my cat would stop going for my sandwich.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now your cat is going after something more sensitive *nudge nudge, wink wink*

 

I wish I were here while all the fun was happening.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you are never going to have fun anywhere else.

 

I wish to go bowling today.

 

(you guys, we make amazing genies)

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you're the pins.

 

I wish to have some spicy food today :F

[Collective Foal]

Granted, (I don't even have to corrupt this for there to be repercussions in 8 hours )

 

I wish my favorite song would play on the radio today.

[Obsidian]

(XD I actually don't get those special repercussions... never have, so the joke's on you ;D)

 

Granted, but that's all that will play on the radio.

 

I wish that Japanese monsters existed...

[Blightmare]

Granted but they only go for you.

 

I wish there was more food to eat n the house right now other than cheerios.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's all expired.

 

I wish the weather would make up its mind!

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's raining, and the rain is so hot it burns your skin when it touches you.

 

I wish I was Haruhi.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'll be 2 dimensional in a 3 dimensional world.

 

I wish batteries didn't die.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but they don't charge and therefore are always empty.

 

I wish I could stop posting.

 

Oh and I don't care if I'm 2D in a 3D world, I'm Haruhi, I can fix that! ;D

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you could never post again.

 

I wish people would chillax ~_~

 

Unless you're in the movie...

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[Nagisa]

Granted, but they just sit on a random chair now.

 

I wish I didn't have my problems and no more were added on top.

Not true, only in a certain part of the movie! Also: "Banned, but you could never post again"