"Corrupt a Wish"

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you're not the romantic type.

 

I wish I could have one wish that would really come true and not get corrupted.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you can't make up your mind on what to wish for.

 

I wish to be in space.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you have no protection from the freezing vacuum.

 

I wish to have chocolate pudding.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's canned and you can't open the can.

 

I wish to have a great time tonight ;D

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you get piss drunk and have a great time with a transvestite.

 

I wish to be forever young.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'll forever be one year old.

 

I wish to have more rep xD

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you will never receive any more.

 

I wish only the good died young.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but the evil dies younger.

 

I wish to play a game.

[Ecorp99]

granted, but its the worst game in the history of bad games. I wish i was a penguin

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but you try to swim and get eaten by a shark.

 

 

I wish that I knew who my wife was to be.

[Very7684]

Granted, but you will never have a wife, she is more likely to run away than to accept proposal

 

I wish I could eat a shark

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you have massive bowel problems for the rest of your life because you ate the entire shark.

 

I wish the school down the road wasn't called Cougar Country.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's called [insert name you'd hate more here].

 

I wish the Earth would stop exploding.

[Scorpia]

granted but now it won't stop flooding.

 

i wish the Pepsi wasn't always gone.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but they've changed the recipe so it tastes like cheap, flat cocacola (wait, something changed?).

 

I wish I had a cinema ticket that let me see any movie at any time or day and is still valid!

[Scorpia]

Granted, but it's a only for one cinema and it burns down.

 

i wish i had my dream car.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but it's your nightmare car.

 

I wish I could has a crayon.

[Scorpia]

....if it's my dream car then it wouldn't be my nightmare car, so it wouldn't be a true corruption

granted, but you develop an irrational fear of crayons

 

i wish i wasn't immune to most energy drinks.

[Epsilon]

Granted. Your caffeine tolerance is so low that you have a heart attack.

 

I wish I didn't sneeze when I looked at the sun.

 

Nightmares are dreams, no? :/

[Scorpia]

no, it's a direct opposite, saying something like "but it won't run" would be a corruption

 

granted, instead you burst into flame.

 

i wish that i didn't make a wish.