"Corrupt a Wish"

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you take on the curse placed upon them many eons ago.

 

I wish magic existed.

[Nagisa]

ninja'd AGAIN!!!

Granted, but it doesn't exist anymore, it used to though.

 

I wish I had a pen that creates a sonic rainboom when I press a button on the side.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it breaks after one use.

 

I wish the new episode of MLP:FiM would air already.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it was just pinkie pie rotating for some reason.

 

I wish the episode after next would air already.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but the rumors about its plot were inaccurate; it's just a season 1 recap.

 

I wish Discord would return

[Nagisa]

Granted, but he's still made of stone and doing nothing.

 

I wish there was another OVA of Clannad that focused on Ushio when she's older.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's in the bad world without Nagisa.

 

I wish Persona 4 will continue through the end of the story D:

[Nagisa]

Granted, but I have no idea what it is so the wish has been corrupted in some way only known to you.

 

I wish the previously mentioned OVA existed in the world WITH Nagisa!

[Obsidian]

Granted, but Tomoyo dies in the middle of the episode.

 

I wish some Japanese games were get localized ;D

[Nagisa]

Granted, but I can't accurately comment without knowing exactly what that meant since it didn't really make any sense... erm... meh...

 

I wish I had a real version of Botan

 

Did you mean Tomoya or Tomoyo? Tomoyo is one of the twins... the one with Botan...

[Obsidian]

Granted, but Botan runs away from you frequently.

 

I wish more people understood the inside references we've been making.

 

Yes, I meant Tomoya... made a typo but didn't bother to change it... meh lol

[Nagisa]

Granted, but they don't make sense to us anymore.

 

I wish Botan would stop running away from me.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now Botan tries to kill you like the Monkey in Monkey Shines.

 

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's Spike.

 

I wish Botan would stop trying to kill me :'(

[Obsidian]

not much of a corruption lol!

 

Granted, but now Botan ignores you completely.

 

I wish friends in high school were friends for life.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but they now annoy you.

 

I wish I was asleep.

I'm about to try, so keep that in mind before making another reference xD

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you never wake up.

 

I wish I had the worlds fastest PC

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it just became obsolete.

 

I wish I could spell.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but it is all spelled wrong.

 

I wish I got the chance to kiss Phyllis

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you blew it.

 

I wish I had romance.