"Corrupt a Wish"

[Very7684]

But if they ceased you wouldnt have anything to do all day

 

I wish I had Skyrim already

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's bug ridden and won't pass the start screen.

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you accidentally put yourself in an eternal freefall situation and are not wearing any long-fall boots.

 

I wish I could make my father proud of me.

[Very7684]

Granted but, then again he did get brutally raped by indians and set on fire last year

 

I wish I was a Pirate

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but on your first voyage you are eaten by the Kraken.

 

I wish my life had meaning.

[Very7684]

Granted but you have a worthless life, you should not wish for things

 

I wish I could finish my book

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but the ending is awful and you shoot yourself in grief for failing at life.

 

I wish my best friend preferred me over his obese, hooker of a girlfriend.

[Very7684]

Granted, but she is much better than you, seeing as you are the worst thing to ever live

 

I wish I could speak german more fluently

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you forget how to speak every other language.

 

I wish I knew what was in for me tomorrow.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you find out that you will be tortured horrendously and killed

 

I wish Very wouldn't call me a terrible person.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now Very's stalking you to earn your everlasting affection... how sweet!

 

I wish I sound like I want to when I speak...

[Nagisa]

:@ ninja'd, have to change the granted now

:@!! OMG A SECOND TIME!!! OBSIDIAN!!!

Granted, but noone can hear you.

 

I wish Haruhi season 3 was out already, I hadn't seen it, there was nothing wrong with it, and nothing else wrong with me, and I that the second this wish is granted I will watch every episode.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but the shows, not your loved ones, are the last thing you think about before the universe implodes.

[Nagisa]

Good. erm... no wish so...

 

I wish you made a wish.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but no one would corrupt it.

 

I wish TV shows would end epically.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but the content other than the ending is just filler.

 

I wish you had a name change.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but he only adds a number to the end.

 

I wish I could apologize for not making a wish in the last post.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but no one would accept it.

 

I wish I knew what other name would suit me.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's not a good name.

 

I wish I was really Nagisa you know, AFTER that horrible event is undone!.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but I don't know what you're talking about, so the grant is ineffective

 

I wish to be more bold so I can ask Phyllis out.