"Corrupt a Wish"

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but now it is very hard and if you diy in the game you are killed in real life

 

I wish I had more rep so I can give others rep

[Madman]

Done, but now Xzibit died. And that's bad.

 

I wish I had a sence of humour.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you laugh at everything in existence. Forever. And ever.

 

I wish I had a good mic that would work in TF2.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but you will have to buy 3 mics before 1 of them works....true story, bro

 

Wish someone would make a fair trade for my stout shako

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you lose any and all items the person gives you.

 

I wish I could be skilled enough to play high level TF2.

[Scorpia]

Granted, but the players are replaced by 8 yr. old children.

 

i wish the person who corrupts this wish couldn't use vowels.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but the wish is still corrupted. How? Magic. *snort, snort*

 

I wish pubs in TF2 were better. A lot better.

[Madman]

Done, pubes in TF2 are now better.

 

I wish I owned the world.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but the world is destroyed.

 

I wish for 20/20 vision.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted, but now your deaf

 

I wish I was more normal.

[Blightmare]

Granted but normal in comparison to insane people.

 

I wish I had more banana bread. Oh wait, I do! Haha!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted but the banana bread is filled with poison that kills you instantly.

 

 

I wish that I was immune to poison.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but anything non-poison is deadly to you

 

I wish I the girl of my dreams would fall in love with me.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but you'll never be able to truly love her.

 

I wish I could dance!

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you can't stand when music is playing.

 

I wish I knew your gender!

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but my gender will constantly change and every time it does, it will leave popup windows on your computer screen that can't be exited.

 

I wish to be taller.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now you're too tall to do anything other than destroy a city.

 

I wish I had a signature.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but you can not have images or BBCode in it. (c wut i did dar?)

 

I wish for a better social life.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now you're so popular that you can't leave your house because of the paparazzi. (lulz I saw that!)

 

I wish I could fly.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but your wings are made of wax, and you will fly too high one day, your wings will melt, and you will plummet into the ocean and drown.

 

I wish my suicidal tendencies would cease.