"Corrupt a Wish"

[Average Internet Guy]

Granted, but that leads to problems in the bedroom.

I wish I could afford nice things.

[Blightmare]

Granted but they're only nice and not spectacular.

 

I wish there was more to eat everyday than quesidilla's. I can't stand another...

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, you are now in the food aisle of a supermarket...

 

...full of quesidilas.

 

I wish my disc space was bigger on my laptop.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but the laptop is corrupted before you can use it!

[Blightmare]

ERROR 404 Wish not found

 

I wish he didn't forget his wish so I could corrupt the wish. Wish.

[Pinkie Pie]

Wish granted. You spend the rest of your life corrupting wishes...

...and it's not fun. It's like paying your taxes, you dread it the minute you wake up.

 

I wish it was October 18th.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, it's now October 18th, the year is 3 million B.C. and now dinosaurs rule the Earth killing us all.

 

 

I wish that Captain Mal was real.

[Doom Shepherd]

Granted, but this means that Jayne is also real, and he steals all your nice things.

 

I wish there was an affordable diabeetus treatment that wasn't bad for you.

[ProHypster]

I'm not going to corrupt that wish simply because I agree.

 

I wish you Doomshepherd won't eat my soul like it says in his title.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but you go to hell

 

I wish I an the hottest man on earth ( and have a loyer look over my wish making it unstoppable ) @_@

[Epsilon]

Granted. You die excruciatingly from intense heat due to being so hot.

 

I wish I fluently knew Finnish and German and could fluently speak them (I accidentally a tautology here, but it makes the wish less corruptible. ). Oh, and be able to retain my ability to speak English.

[Axeldeath]

Granted but now everyone in the world speaks Esperanto.

 

I wish kajillion was a number

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but it's too big to use

 

I wish that my dick was 2 ft long and 3 inches thick and every hot chick will suck it dry ^_^

[Scorpia]

very classy felix.

 

wish granted but um...oh i got it, whenever you get an erection so much blood goes to it that you pass out during the entire sexual episode

 

i wish that a job would call back soon.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

very classy felix.

 

wish granted but um...oh i got it, whenever you get an erection so much blood goes to it that you pass out during the entire sexual episode

 

i wish that a job would call back soon.

 

Good job ( we all go mad some times )

 

Granted but it is a job as a trash collector

 

I wish that I never started the " MLP brones furry me no understand " thread I still have nightmares * cries *

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you still have nightmares that are even more terrifying.

 

I wish left handers could live as long as right handers.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but now no one is left handed any more

 

I wish that I wasn't very ill rite now

[Axeldeath]

 

Granted, now you're dead.

 

I wish Grammar Nazi-ing wasn't frowned upon.

 

[Epsilon]

Granted, but everyone who makes a spelling/grammatical mistake is taken to a concentration camp.

 

I wish I could think of more wishes.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, But you think of so many that your head explode.

 

I wish Assassin's Creed wasnt so easy.