"Corrupt a Wish"

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, you travel to the future and find out it's been taken over by the Reapers. Your first thought is to imnediately go back in time but suddenly...shadows...you look up...

 

ded.

 

I wish I had the patience to save up my money for long periods of time.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you now have no money.

 

I wish I had a pack of Powerade of my favorite flavor with no poisoning.

[Axeldeath]

Granted but you have to mix it with your least favorite drink if you want to drink it.

 

I wish someone would upload the first episode of MLP Season 2 already D,:

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it turns into a rick roll half way.

I wish Assassin's Creed Revelations was out.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but it's a terrible game and is overpriced.

 

I wish people's egos wouldn't go through the roof when they get 3 kills in Black Ops.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but now they receive nukes when they get 3 kills.

I wish foster home for imaginary friends had NOT been canceled

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it is made badly.

I wish I was Ezio.

[Blightmare]

Granted but you wouldn't exist in an area of video games, thus not knowing about Ezio's "cool factor"

 

I wish I could have had a good music teacher back in 6th grade.

[ProHypster]

Granted, you COULD have had a good music teacher back in 6th grade.

 

I wish for a good, healthy, tasty pancake right about now...

[Blightmare]

Granted, but you only get one. and it's small.

 

I just got one of my wishes which was a bag of dried mango, so I'll try and think up another.

 

I wish.. I.. um.. didn't have to force this wish...

 

 

I tried.

[ProHypster]

You corrupted your own wish.

 

I wish for a bigger tasty, healthy, good pancake.

[Blightmare]

Granted but you have nothing to wash it down after.

 

I wish there was still milk left in the house.

[ProHypster]

Granted, you should know what kind of milk I granted you

 

I wish someone replied to this (Try to corrupt that ha!)

[Scorpia]

Granted, you should know what kind of milk I granted you

 

I wish that Bill Ludwick would mis-quote me.

he's my favorite person by the way.

 

i wish i was on a normal sleep schedule.

[ProHypster]

Ah, you backstabber, alright, granted, you are on a normal polar bear sleeping schedule.

 

I wish we had a title rank system on AF.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but your rank permanently remains at "baby headcrab."

 

I wish I could think of a better title.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but no matter what you think of, you can't ever voice/type it.

 

I wish I was already done with college, and had my welding degree, and my dream job as an underwater welder.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, you drown.

 

I wish FM episode 39 was out already.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but Ross makes a miniscule amount of progress in the game.

 

I wish I knew when Half Life 2: Episode 3 comes out.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but you find out it comes out well after you' die, and so you hang yourself.

 

I wish either I wasn't so impatient or things would come out a lot faster.