"Corrupt a Wish"

[Epsilon]

Starting over...

 

I wish more people on AF would join Hal's PGD.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it wouldn't make a difference in the long run.

 

And I am already apart of their steam group, just not wearing their tags.

 

I wish my stomach would stop being so upset.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, now your arms just fell off.

 

I wish I had a faster gaming laptop.

[Blightmare]

Granted but you have as many hardware issues as I do.

 

I wish I didn't have so many hardware issues.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, the hardware is perfect, but no matter what programs you put on it, nothing runs.

 

I wish I was less tired.

[Epsilon]

Granted. You must stay awake for an entire year.

 

I wish more servers could support replays and I get better kill streaks in shorter times on the aforementioned servers, which have no slots, no annoying mods (super low gravity, etc.), no bad admins, and good populations.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you can't connect to them.

 

I wish that days were 28 hours long instead of 24, and that it was because of adding 4 hours to the rotation of the planet, and that it wouldn't affect planetary temperatures, or plant life.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but your sleep schedule (or lack thereof if you're anything like me) is now out of order.

 

I wish I could shot web.

[ProHypster]

Your wish is granted. Nothing happends due to fail grammar.

 

I wish my bucket life goals list was fulfilled.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but none of your goals are achieved.

 

I wish ProHypster realized the fail grammar was on purpose (if he didn't).

 

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, he did, but still didn't care.

 

I wish I was divided by 0.

[ProHypster]

Granted....

 

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Since I'm pretty sure you will love this song and video it corrupts your wish.

 

I wish for more smileys in accursed farms!

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you can't use or see them.

 

I wish I had more money.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it's counterfeit money and you go to jail for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish MLP:FiM and all other versions of My Little Pony never existed.

[Epsilon]

Granted. A far worse show (far worse in Ninja's eyes just so I don't offend any Bronies -_-) is made.

 

I wish people could acknowledge the existence of left handers.

[Blightmare]

Granted but the acknowledgement is not a positive one.

 

I wish I could taste food right now. (damn cold...)

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but the food is freezing cold.

i wish i could divide by zero without this happening:

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but your house is swarmed by an army of periods...................................................................................

[Epsilon]

YOU BROKE IT AGAIN!!!1Q{DWJK;DWJQ;WDDWQJK;{P39

 

I wish people would stop breaking the game.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted but then people stop posting/playing the game.

 

 

I wish I could travel through time.