"Corrupt a Wish"

[alphabetagamma]

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

 

I wish BTGbullseye would have SAID SOMETHING about not being available for the TF2 meetup and given some details as to why so we could schedule it better.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but now he's a telepath and can invade your thoughts at whim.

 

I wish I knew about this TF2 meetup thing.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's already over.

 

I wish I made a wish.

[Scorpia]

didn't make a wish, how am i supposed to corrupt blank space?

 

i wish i knew of more music to listen to.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you don't like any of it.

 

I wish I had the ability to turn into a leek.

[ProHypster]

Granted, but a piano falls on you and you die before turning into one. :/

 

I wish I knew everything.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but a piano falls on you and you die before turning into one. :/

 

I wish I knew everything.

 

Granted, but now everything is nothing...

I wish I could divide by zero...

[Scorpia]

granted but the equation takes 3 years to complete, causing you endless disappointment when you find the answer is your own name.

 

i wish i could afford to go to any concert i want.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

granted but the equation takes 3 years to complete, causing you endless disappointment when you find the answer is your own name.

 

i wish i could afford to go to any concert i want.

 

Granted, but the only concerts available are Justin Bieber concerts.

I wish Justin Bieber would jump in a pit of fire and die.

[Scorpia]

Granted, but his death makes his music astronomically popular.

 

i wish everything was 1 cent and it didn't affect the economy.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted; the economy continues to collapse.

 

I wish for a glass of orange juice.

[Flyingamerboy]

granted but it freezes.

i wish there was aliens in scotland.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, Scotland was invaded by the Mexicans.

 

I wish I had more food.

[ProHypster]

Granted, you get 500 of this:

 

 

I wish that I wish meself a pioneerdj mixer in an uncoruptable way.

[BTGBullseye]

Those look yummy...

 

Granted, you now wish for that in an incorruptible way, but you forget how to wish for anything else.

 

 

I wish I had a Ballroom...

[Scorpia]

granted, but the genie misinterpreted your wish...(you can guess the results )

 

i wish i was fluent in 4 languages.

[ProHypster]

Granted, you now speak american english, british english, australian english and canadian english .

 

I wish for good day tomorrow.

[Scorpia]

that was well played hypy

 

granted, but someone close to you does not...

[Epsilon]

I wish you'd make a wish. -_-

[Kyon]

Granted but all the wishes made are utterly stupid.

 

I wish that I could make great animations.