"Corrupt a Wish"

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but it's stupid and you get kicked out of the world.

 

I wish I could draw just a LITTLE better.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it's such a miniscule increase, no one notices.

 

I wish I could draw A LOT better.

[superjchamma]

Granted but it's such a miniscule increase, no one notices.

 

I wish I could draw A LOT better.

Granted, but you are unable to write words afterword.

 

I wish everyone wasn't ghetto from where I live.

[J.C.]

Granted, but now you are.

 

I wish it was raining now.

[Flyingamerboy]

granted but it rains so much it causes a flood.

I wish Bungie where still making Halo.

[Blightmare]

Granted but they fired all the old employees, hired a bunch of fresh out of college students, and completely destroyed the franchise.

 

I wish there was more watermelon in this house.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but they mysteriously shrink to the size of peanuts.

I wish I had every single XBOX original game for my XBOX original console.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but none of them work.

 

I wish I was modified like Adam Jensen...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted but since you're not Adam Jensen you get severe rejection syndrome and die a painful death.

 

I wish id would make a remake of Quake 1.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but now it sucks so bad that the original game starts to suck, then all their other games also start to suck, until all games everywhere suck.

 

I wish I was able to play TF2 next week for the get together, as well as be able to host the server for it.

[Flyingamerboy]

granted but every single game crashes for a month.

i wish arby 'n' the chief and freeman's mind were released quicker.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but now Freeman's Mind is as bad as that other one you mentioned...

 

I wish I had the best internet connection on the planet.

[Lux Arbuckle]

Granted, but now you get spam at lightspeed thus giving it the ability to actually enter your body and harvest your money via you precious bodily fluids.

 

I wish for a pot of dirt that automatically grew any seed you placed in it to maturity in 30 seconds.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you accidentally spilled a couple thousand mustard seeds in it, and it destroyed your neighborhood.

 

I wish I could play guitar as good as these guys: cNdB5-A9O7g

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but no one likes it.

I wish I knew evrything.

[Lux Arbuckle]

Granted, but since no one truly knows the limits of evrything, your hed 'splodes

 

I wish for one hundred ice cream sandwiches.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but they all melt.

I wish I was a Spartan 3

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you get sucked into a black hole.

 

I wish I had some good food here ready to eat.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it melts.

I wish I was in a game with invulnerability.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you still die.

 

I wish I would wish for a great wish.