"Corrupt a Wish"

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but now you are australian and it will be censored

Wish tf2 would start making their own weapons instead of ripping them off other games

[Epsilon]

Granted, but the weapons are stupidly overpowered.

 

I wish I had a better memory.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but it also becomes a curse because you cannot forget the things you wish you'd be able to forget.

 

I wish I could sleep better.

[Blue]

Granted, but now you have a bad habit of sleeping in.

 

I wish there was some dessert to go with the delicious supper I had.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but the dessert is too nutritionally unhealthy and you get diabeetus.

 

I wish good threads wouldn't get derailed.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but now there are infinitely more bad threads that can't be locked.

 

I wish I had superpowers.

[Flyingamerboy]

granted but they corrupt you and make you evil

i wish i could fly and control it

[Kirkreng]

Granted, but you are a terrible flyer(not sure if that is the word i am looking for )

 

I wish more people played RuneScape

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it still sucks donkey ass.

 

I wish that I have 20/20 vision.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but now you see in only greyscale, and all of your other senses have dulled to nearly imperceptible levels.

 

I wish I had enough money to get what I want right now...

[Blightmare]

Granted but after you get it you're broke.

 

I Wish I didn't get so many sores in my mouth.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but then you get one of these growing out of your ear:

 

 

I wish I wasn't quite so tired right now.

[Epsilon]

Granted; now you are an insomniac, are never tired, and will never be able to sleep again.

 

I wish someone would tell if me if I should get Quake 3 or not.

 

Should I?

[Axeldeath]

Granted but I tell you you should and you hate it

nope.avi IMO

 

I wish Steam would let me trade games I haven't d/loaded yet instead of just gifts.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but Steam crashes right before every transaction.

 

I wish I had to ability to control time.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but you will cause a time paradox.

 

I wish more ways of making fun of "G.A.B.E.N"

[Axeldeath]

Granted but all the depression he receives from internet comments is transferred to you.

 

I wish kajillion-billion was a real number.

[J.C.]

Granted. But it's so big it never ever gets used by anyone.

 

I wish I had a chainsaw.

[Axeldeath]

Granted, but the best paying job you can now get is as a forester.

 

I wish I had more micspam.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but now it only spams to you, you can't ever turn it off, and it's spamming this: 08hHUn2_Uh4

 

I wish I was...