"Corrupt a Wish"

[Axeldeath]

Granted but Rarity gets as much screen time as Luna.

 

I wish that I could think up creative responses to posts in this thread.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you can never think of anything else ever again.

 

I wish that Steam would glitch and unlock DXHR 14 hours and 40 minutes early...

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but now everytime you watch Freeman's Mind it's a Fred video.

 

I wish BTGbullseye was BGTbullseye.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but that creates a wish paradox, so the world is now fish.

 

 

I wish I had the Back To The Future Part 2 flying DeLorean.

[Luis]

Done, but it's stolen from you by an old man

 

I wish I had a sandwich

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but I found it while cleaning my fridge and it's been there since last year.

 

I wish I had some energy drink.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but now every drink you drink will be energy drink. ...DRINK

 

I wish Batman Arkham City came out tomorrow.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it's full of glitches, really broken, a lot of dialog is missing, cutscenes are missing, game just sort-of ends, and so much more.

 

 

I wish I had the Back To The Future Part 2 flying DeLorean that can't be stolen.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it breaks.

 

I wish I would stop screwing up my sleep schedule.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but only for a day

I wish the original xbox still had xbox live

[Blightmare]

Granted but no one plays it.

 

I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish...

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it bites you

I wish all games were free

[Blightmare]

Granted but then the gaming companies go bankrupt and the industry collapses, along with the economy it supports.

 

I wish I didn't need to edit this wish in.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it gets deleted

I wish everything was free

[Blightmare]

Granted but the world goes into turmoil due to complete economic collapse.

 

I wish I could have a hickory smoked burger right now.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but it disintegrates in your mouth

I wish I had a good pc

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but it's got a mean gay guy AI installed that insults how you dress everytime you go on it, among other things.

 

I wish they make a Jak and Daxter game on the PS3.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but it's the buggiest game on Earth.

 

I wish I could be less abysmal at math.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted but now you're abysmal at everything else you do.

 

 

I wish I was better at art.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but you're rubbish at everything else

I wish I had serious Sam 3 already