"Corrupt a Wish"

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but the first one you visit is World of Warcraft, you get killed, and someone camps your body while another guy camps the graveyard.

 

I wish I had Pizza Hut pizza right now.

[Brad]

Granted, but your allergic to tomato and dairy, so you can only eat the bread.

 

I wish I could play the guitar perfectly.

[Koach]

granted, but you'll never own a guitar.

 

i wish i was god

[Blightmare]

Granted, but you're the god of dirt.

 

I wish I had a new TV.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but it's a CRT-screen TV that I put a rare-Earth magnet on (google it).

 

I wish I was Pinkie Pie!

[Blightmare]

Granted but in mind only.

 

I wish I was Rarity.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you're bald with no legs.

 

I wish I was Fluttershy.

 

blightmare, you didn't just corrupt my wish, you erased it!

[Scorpia]

granted but a rogue MLP writer writes her getting killed.

 

I wish i had more good music to listen to.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but WMG copyrights it.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to pollen.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but you're allergic to oxygen instead.

 

I wish I had a top of the range laptop with a 3D screen that wasn't flat, I could use it, worked amazingly and I love it, and will continue to work forever, whilst keeping this wish uncorruptable.

 

gg.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but your allergic to tomato and dairy, so you can only eat the bread.

Num... Breadsticks from Pizza Hut...

 

 

I wish I had a top of the range laptop with a 3D screen that wasn't flat, I could use it, worked amazingly and I love it, and will continue to work forever, whilst keeping this wish uncorruptable.

Granted. The fact that 'uncorruptable' isn't in fact a real word allows the wished for computer to disappear from you seconds after you first turn it on.

 

I wish that all wishes were corrupted by a computer virus.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but another counter-virus was released which made all of the other wishes come true without the corrupted side-effects.

 

I wish I were a bird!

I wonder if anyone gets that

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you have no wings.

 

I wish I has a crayon.

[Nagisa]

Granted, but a bully eats it.

 

I wish somebody blew up the world so this wish couldn't be corrupted.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, the world is gone, but the rest of us extra-terrestrials will continue to corrupt your wishes.

 

I wish that corruption didn't exist anywhere in this universe.

[J.C.]

Granted, but the universe also ceases to exist.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but as soon as you wish it, it will be corrupted

 

WISH CAPS DID NOT EXIST

[J.C.]

GRANTED, BUT NEITHER DO KEYBOARDS.

 

I wish I had a 40" LED TV.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it's broken.

 

I wish I had something to eat right now.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it's human parts.

 

 

I wish more (J)RPG's had New Game+ mode.