"Corrupt a Wish"

[Brad]

Granted, but you run out of granola to feed it.

 

I wish I could remember the concept for a videogame I want to make.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it's already been made and it failed, epically.

 

 

I wish that I had apple pie.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it's made of plastic.

 

I wish I had 2 more sets of ABS FX-8 headsets.

[J.C.]

Granted, but they don't work.

 

I wish I had a jetpack.

[Brad]

Granted, but it explodes mid-flight.

 

I wish I had Metal Gear.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it's only Metal Gear Mk. II

 

I wish there were more fun forum games.

[J.C.]

Granted, but then you're banned from all of them.

 

I wish friendly aliens would visit us.

[Koach]

i wish nothing bad could ever happen to me, nor my stuff or friends/relatives.

[Axeldeath]

i wish nothing bad could ever happen to me, nor my stuff or friends/relatives.

 

You didn't grant a wish!!11!one!!!

[Blightmare]

i wish nothing bad could ever happen to me, nor my stuff or friends/relatives.

 

You didn't grant a wish!!11!one!!!

 

Banned for not doing ANYTHING. Wait....

 

I wish people would follow the rules of this thread. O_o

[Axeldeath]

i wish nothing bad could ever happen to me, nor my stuff or friends/relatives.

 

You didn't grant a wish!!11!one!!!

 

Banned for not doing ANYTHING. Wait....

 

I wish people would follow the rules of this thread. O_o

 

Hypocrisy!

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you WILL STOP POSTING IRRELEVANT THINGS THIS VERY SECOND, MISTER.

 

I wish this thread would come back on topic.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted but it gets derailed again.

 

 

I wish that the certain toys that I want from my childhood, which I failed to get (and keep) when I was a child, weren't so gorram rare that the few that are intact didn't cost $500 or more!

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but then you will realize they all suck

 

I wish the helicopter was made of chocolate

[Blightmare]

Granted but I eat it before you do.

 

I wish chocolate was made of helicopter.

[The Scoutman]

Granted, but (just like everything else in l4d2) it takes a shitload of gas to work.

 

I wish we catch the troll who trolled our tf2 meetup and insulted BTG server owner powers

[Epsilon]

Granted, but the troll is Robin Walker and shuts the server down.

 

I wish Medics would stop attempting to justify healing a full HP Heavy over an Engineer on fire with 30 HP.

 

BTW, do you mean the Medic with the 830 or so ping?

[BTGBullseye]

I wish Medics would stop attempting to justify healing a full HP Heavy over an Engineer on fire with 30 HP.

Granted, they still don't heal on-fire engineers, but they don't bother trying to justify not doing it anymore.

 

BTW, do you mean the Medic with the 830 or so ping?

No, that 'A something something' guy... Don't even remember his name, that's how unimportant he is.

 

 

I wish I had a true A.I. on my computer that loves me.

[The Scoutman]

BTW, do you mean the Medic with the 830 or so ping?

no, some guy who raged when AlphaBetaGamma was owning him with the force-a-nature

[Blightmare]

Granted but you have a fight and it leaves you for another man.

 

I wish all my "wet dreams" were about thing's I'd actually do.