"Corrupt a Wish"

[Blightmare]

Granted but now the game just runs slow in game runs slow in general.

 

I wish I could understand Blue's posts. O_o

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but now you can only do logical things.

 

I wish that I could wish for wishes that wish for me to wish wishing for what wish?

[Scorpia]

(illogical; but corruptible)^

wish granted, but the wish that wished what you wished for wished that you were only 2 millimeters tall.

 

i wish that i had my pilot's license.

 

edit: thanks for making the word "wish" sound really weird to me.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Wish granted, but it expired ten years ago.

 

 

I wish that Chocobos were real.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted, but they turn out to completely offset the natural balance.

 

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Wish granted, but the "chocolate" came from a dog's ass.

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

 

I wish I had better everything than everyone.

[Scorpia]

granted, but that also means better cancer, and all other types of illness.

 

i wish i owned a dog.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it's got a new strain of rabies that makes it grow to be as big as your house, have 2 foot thick titanium-niobium alloy armor plates over it's entire body, shoot lasers from it's eyes, fart napalm, and drool acid. Oh, and it hates you, but loves me.

 

I wish that I was worse off than I am now...

[Axeldeath]

Granted, but you don't get to post wishes that are difficult to think of answers to ever again.

 

I wish I had a better job.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you get fired within 3 days due to the company going bankrupt.

 

I wish everyone but me was better off.

[J.C.]

Granted, but you are still not happy with that result.

 

I wish an alien ship landed on my backyard.

[Axeldeath]

Granted, but it crashed into the ground at such high speeds that it totally disintegrated and nothing was left of it.

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate all the time.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but you only procrastinate slightly less.

 

I wish that I did not have to make a wish.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but now you may never post in this thread without breaking the laws of nature.

 

I wish for Wilford Brimley to stop eating ice cream and apple pie.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, now he eats people who wanted/wished for him to stop eating ice cream and apple pie.

 

 

I wish to be as smart as Adrian Monk.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you're now a vegetable.

 

I wish more people from this forum would use my dedicated server.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but an army of Bronies swarm it.

 

I wish the average person in my city wouldn't be a glutton who does nothing but play games like World of Warcraft.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, instead they play CoD:MW2...

 

I wish I had more things to wish for.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but they negatively affect you.

 

I wish people could stop making reading sound so important (they make it sound as if you can sound like Blue after reading some book intended for 5th graders).