"Corrupt a Wish"

[Epsilon]

The umptillionth forum game has been created.

 

Someone says they wish for something. The second poster grants the wish, but "corrupts" it somehow. The second poster then posts a wish.

 

Example:

 

Bob: I wish for a dog.

 

Steve: Done, but it never stops barking. Ever.

 

Steve: I wish for a(n) _____.

 

And so forward.

 

 

 

I wish for an endless supply of Monster Energy.

[Blightmare]

I'm actually surprised this thread took so long to appear.

 

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

 

I wish I didn't have so many computer problems.

[Luis]

You got it, but now all your other electrical stuff starts giving problems including TV, DVD, electrical system, blender, vacuum cleaner, gadgets, cellphone, dildo etc etc etc..

 

I wish I had a non-corruptible wish

[alphabetagamma]

Granted, it's not corruptible, but it's for a new pair of socks.

 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of wishes.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but none of them ever come true.

 

I wish that everything will die.

[Srake]

Granted, but you die as a side effect due to ecosystems failing.

 

I wish I could turn invisible.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted. You become invisible due to being vaporized.

 

I wish that everyone except me would be stuck with immortality.

[Brad]

Granted, but one of the side effects of the immortality is insanity, so we mercilessly pursue you.

 

I wish I had the equipment to make a mind series.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but none of it works.

 

Granted, but one of the side effects of the immortality is insanity, so we mercilessly pursue you.

So? I'm dead remember?

 

 

I wish people didn't twist messages to suit their agendas.

[Blightmare]

dildo etc etc etc..

 

Man I would not be surprised if one turned up in my room. Strange things surface every day for me.

 

Granted but now they misread your posts.

 

I wish there was actually good food in the house.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but your dog steals it.

 

I wish my dog would stop eating my pizza.

[Blightmare]

Granted but he eats everything BUT your pizza.

 

I wish the best for all of you.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but something goes awry after a period of goodness.

 

I wish there could be less elitists in competitive TF2.

[Blightmare]

Granted but now there's a bunch of bad players unwilling to get better.

 

I wish I'd remember to finish my posts before posting them. I edit a lot.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Granted, but you can now only post in spanish.

I wish epsilon was a brony.

[J.C.]

Granted, but now you're not.

 

I wish for worldwide domination.

[Scorpia]

granted, but you come to power a day after the entire human race took domicile on another planet.

 

i wish i could perform a 2 mile headshot with an aim time of less than 4 seconds.

[J.C.]

Granted, but then you go blind.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Scorpia]

(shoulda seen that coming)

 

granted, but you can only fly 5 feet off the ground at 2 miles an hour.

 

i wish i could get 1 irrevocable rep point.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it's a negative rep.

 

 

I wish I could play Minecraft again without my annoying lag problem.