"Corrupt a Wish"

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into one thing only.

 

I wish I could cook awesome food that cures uncurable diseases.

[HGARR]

Granted, But the ingredients are the rarest in the world.

 

I wish I could be the world's most powerful Martial Artist.

[Selous Templar]

Granted but your hands are so dangerous every time you accidentally touch yourself, you harm yourself.

 

I wish I could have the Powers of Strelok

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted but since i have no idea what the heck a Strelok is, I just put you in a silly latex costume and give you the power to look through women's clothing.

 

I wish alcohol wasn't poisonous

[Zaraki]

Granted,but now everything else is poisonous,most deadly is sweets.

 

I wish I had a food dispenser.

 

3600th post.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted but it only dispenses unhealthy and highly caloric junk food, making you gain an insane amount of weight from using it.

 

I wish we didn't have winters... <_<

[HGARR]

Wish granted, but the ecosystem isnt used to it, leading to a mass extinction

 

I wish for a real genie to grant my wishes

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted but he corrupts all your wishes.

 

I wish I was a real succubus.

[Zaraki]

Granted,but every man and woman you have sex with dies.

 

I wish I was driving a walker.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted. Except you are driving a walker.

 

 

Why would you drive a walker...?

 

 

Granted,but every man and woman you have sex with dies.

I could get used to this.

 

I wish my boyfriend was here...

[Zaraki]

 

I meant something like this.

 

OT:Granted,but he's not an ageless being like you.

 

I wish I was sneaking inside a cruiser.

[Selous Templar]

Granted but since i have no idea what the heck a Strelok is, I just put you in a silly latex costume and give you the power to look through women's clothing.

Hahahaha:

Strelok

 

I wish I was sneaking inside a cruiser.

 

Granted, but you are detected then captured.

 

I wish I could be a professional Thief like Garrett

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted but you can't move around in daylight anymore.

 

I wish I had some bread.

[Zaraki]

Granted,but bread becomes the only food you eat.

 

I wish phones weren't so expensive.

[HGARR]

Granted, but they are alot crappier.

 

I wish to become the Prime Minister of Australia

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wish granted. But you now have to do a ton of boring shit every day.

 

I wish I could do nothing but play games all day.

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but it becomes boring, and you start to wish you could do other things with your life.

 

I wish I could be as badass as the cover of "Sacrifice" by Motorhead

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted but now you can't be as badass as the cover of Diablo.

 

I wish My Little Pony was a documentary

[HGARR]

Wish granted, but its a documentry on pony reproduction.

 

I wish that I could control bees.

[Selous Templar]

Granted, but they sting you every time they sting someone else

 

I wish I could memorize the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition by heart